Archive for May, 2008

Where has the time gone?

May 26th, 2008

Things are getting out of hand here.

When I left full time work, I had ideas of lazing around and doing a bit of work when the mood took my fancy.  Hazy lazy days.

It didn’t work out like that.

My little business that I started up to keep me out of mischief was supposed to be a little business, but it became a big business.

Now I’m trying to make it a little business again, but life isn’t that simple.  The buggers keep coming at me.

On top of that, the garden is getting out of hand, and I haven’t time to do anything about it.

And then there is The Book.

There have been a lot of developments on The Book, but I haven’t mentioned them, because you’d probably find it boring.

The bottom line is that the book I have been working on has been put off.  It won’t be published for a couple of years, if ever.  It’s not that the publishers aren’t happy with it – it’s because I’m not happy with it.  They say it needs a bit of polishing – I say it needs rewriting from scratch.  The curse of being a perfectionist!

So, in the meantime, I have a contract to fulfil and I have to provide them with something else.

So I wrote a second book.  That’s nearly finished, and I hope to be sending them the first draft in the next few days.  I sent them a rough draft a few weeks ago, and they are very happy with it.  They are even talking about another one before I finish the rewrite of the original one.

This is getting complicated.

Not only is it complicated, but it is all very time consuming.

I’m expecting a client to arrive for a meeting in an hour or so.  That means more work.

I have another meeting scheduled for tomorrow.  More time gone.

And I have just had an email from another client reminding me about a project that had slipped my mind altogether.

It has reached the stage where I’m thinking of quitting and getting myself a nine to five job.

It would mean less work.

Photograph of the year

May 24th, 2008

As some of you may know, I had a visit from President Jefferson Davis recently.

Not only is he a fine president, but he is also an exceptional photographer.

He took a trip to the Cliffs of Moher and while he was there, he took a lot of photographs.

He sent me this one.  It is of the Aran Islands which lie off the West Coast of Ireland.

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I think it is a magnificent photograph.  It captures the mood of the place to perfection.  The photograph gives an essence of tranquility and inner release.  Note how the light glints on the water, capturing a moment in time that would otherwise be lost forever.  It encapsulates all that is beautiful about nature. 

I think it needs a caption though…

A word to the wise

May 23rd, 2008

I have been trawling my figures again.

Since this site started, I have had 271,381 page views.

I have written 251,656 words, not including this page.

Do you realise what that means?

Each visitor had only read one word. Or if you want to be really pedantic – 1.07838 words each.

I don’t know how you read .07838 of a word, but that is beside the point.

Now this really pisses me off.  I have sweated over the last nineteen months, pouring my heart out and spending sleepless nights worrying over syntax and spelling, and you bastards only read one word.

This has got to stop.  I would beg you to at least read two words, as the meaning of the writing may be lost otherwise.

The other thing that worries me, is which word is it that people are reading?  If they pick the wrong word they could get entirely the wrong impression.  If the word they choose is ‘fuck’, they could get the wrong impression altogether.  That is a word that has to be taken in context.  If they take the word ‘me’ they could assume that this is the work of a narcissistic egotistical bastard who can only talk about myself.  On the other hand, they may choose the word ‘you’ in which case they assume that it’s about anything but me.

Now if any of you claim that you read more than one word, I won’t believe you.  Because, if you read more than one word, then statistically others aren’t reading any at all, which is silly.

So do us both a favour.

Read at least two words.

Otherwise I won’t bother writing any more….

Between the devil and the deep blue sea

May 22nd, 2008

Am I on strike?

I am in a bit of a quandary here, because apparently RTE is going on strike over pensions.  Am I on the picket line?  Where do I get strike pay?

I joined RTE in 1971, and retired in 2001.

But the problem is that I didn’t retire.  I sort of left, but I haven’t retired yet.  It’s complicated.

When I left, they agreed to pay me as normal, and I get my pay slip through the post every fortnight.  So I’m still working for them, and I officially retire in a few months.  I’m looking forward to that, because I get a pay rise.

Until then, I’m a paid up member of staff.  But as part of the conditions of my leaving early, I’m not allowed to work for them.  So even though I’m a full member of the staff, I would be breaking my contract if I did any work.

If there is a strike, I can’t pass the picket line.  It’s not because I’m supporting the strike, but I would be breaking my terms of service if I did.  So RTE can claim that I am supporting the strike.

On the other hand, if I did cross the picket line, I could be fired.

Even worse, I’m not a member of the union any more.  I didn’t see the point of being a member if I’m not working.  So I don’t get strike pay.

RTE have a habit of calling on all non-union members to work if there is a strike.  They will probably call me.  So what do I say?  If I say yes, I’ll be breaking my terms of service, and they’ll stop paying me.  If I say no, they can claim I’m on strike and they’ll stop paying me.

In Biffo’s parlance, I’m fucked.

I entertained a president

May 21st, 2008

We are coming up to the 200th birthday of Jefferson Davis.  It’s on June the 2nd.

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Jefferson Davis was the Confederate President over there in America.  A lot of Americans didn’t like him for that.

After the Civil War, they told him he could never run for president again.

In a strange twist of humanity, they removed that ban thirty years ago, so even though he is dead for 119 years, he can now stand for the presidency again.

He came to visit me yesterday.

We had coffee in the village.  It was a bit crowded as we had most of the Irish Army there too.  I’m not sure whether they were there to protect him, or to keep an eye on him.

For a bloke who is nearly 200 years old, he is remarkably well preserved.  We had long chats, and then I fed him full of Guinness.  We entertained him at Head Rambles Manor and allowed him watch Dustin being thrown out of the Eurovision.  It was a great honour for him and for Dustin.

Afterwards, our K8 brought him for a drive up to the bogs, and she left him there.

He’s a nice bloke, but he’s American.

And even though he’s a president, we can’t make exceptions.

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