Comments on: Bed wetting

By: kerryview

kerryview — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:20:19 +0000

Well, as promised, we discussed the sweating problem at the office yesterday afternoon. Needless to say, more heat than light.
“Does he have sex?”. “Probably the tablets”. “At least he knows he’s alive”. “Does he ever wake up in the middle of the night, laughing his head off?”. “Leave the window open” (seanie, masters in the bleedinobvious).
In the end I was advised to visit my quack. Or get another one in.

By: Jefferson Davis

Jefferson Davis — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 02:59:22 +0000

@Kate You should try the stuff we get in the states!

By: Thriftcriminal

Thriftcriminal — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:41:45 +0000

Cheers GD

By: Kate

Kate — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:02:15 +0000

God help us - it gets worse…….. Can’t wait to see what you write about next!!!!

By: Grandad

Grandad — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:53:58 +0000

I saw those. They’re useless though. They only stop one peeing in the bed, which is no good to me. I pee in the wardrobe.

By: Kate

Kate — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:47:52 +0000

Nice…….. On a lighter note have you seen the ads round this post - someone will be making a fortune selling those bedwetting alarms - maybe you should invest - it would save on the washing!

By: Grandad

Grandad — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:41:32 +0000

Kate - My drains flow straight into the upper reaches of the Liffey. Don’t tell the Council though.

By: Kate

Kate — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:37:01 +0000

That explains it - my dad also said they used Liffey water to make Guinness! And have you seen the state of that river? Its enough to make you wet the bed??

By: Grandad

Grandad — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:23:17 +0000

Kate - That’s not Guinness. That’s the water they use to wash out the vats. They have to get rid of it somehow.

By: Kate

Kate — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:59:51 +0000

Grandad and Jefferson Davis - you obviously haven’t tried the stuff they serve over here - my dad always said it didn’t cross the water well!!!