Archive for July 24th, 2008

Low life

July 24th, 2008

There are people in this world who annoy me.  I know you will find that surprising, but it’s a fact.

These would include people who try to push me around or SUV drivers.

Then there are the people who I actively hate.

I’m talking now of the pond life who spend their time sending me pathetic emails about my manhood and how to make my woman roar like a tiger.

At the very bottom of the food chain, there is a species of low life.

This species sets out to damage things just for the fun of it.  I would include petty vandals and hackers in this category.

There is however a newly discovered life-form, which is actually so far down the food chain that they have dropped off the scale.  They make amoebas look like prime candidates for Mensa.

I came across one of these new life-forms today.

I got an email from the Jack and Jill Foundation to say that their web site had been hacked.

This is a charity web site, for fuck’s sake!  What kind of mentality hacks a charity site?

I restored the site to its pristine glory.  It wasn’t easy, as Low Life had deleted all users except himself and had inserted code all over the place.

I can insert code too.

I left his access in place.

But the next time he logs in, he will activate a script.

I don’t know when he will next log in. 

But I would advise the immediate evacuation of Turkey, just in case.

*heh*