Grandad MD

Grandad July 27th, 2008

I have enrolled in univercity, and will be starting my coorse next week.

I reseeved this today and foned them and it is all arainged.

Bachellor, MassterMBA, and Doctoorate certification available in YOUR field of choice.
Yes, you can become a Doc and get all the benefits alongside it!
Our Diiploma/Certiificates are recognised worldwide.
No need for exams, or testing, classrooms, tests, even interviewing.
We turn no one down
We guarantee confidentiality.
CALL US 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK

I always wanted to be a doctoor.

Does anyone want a tribble bypass?

24 Responses to “Grandad MD”

  1. TheChrisD IRELANDon 27 Jul 2008 at 1:18 pm

    I think I may have to avail of their services, given how tough actually doing the course is becoming.

    Oh, and how expensive it is. €1k a year just to register, €5k for residence, and then there’s the general expenses… :(

  2. Grandad IRELANDon 27 Jul 2008 at 1:25 pm

    Do you want me to pass on their fone number?

  3. Brianf UNITED STATESon 27 Jul 2008 at 2:01 pm

    I be a stoodint of doctoring to.

  4. Grandad IRELANDon 27 Jul 2008 at 2:06 pm

    That’s grate. Have you remooved any gaul bladders yet?

  5. Kate UNITED KINGDOMon 27 Jul 2008 at 2:41 pm

    I dno’t thnik I’m caepable at the moemnt - eihter taht or tehre is soemthnig worng wtih tihs kyebaord!

  6. Caxi Mane IRELANDon 27 Jul 2008 at 3:03 pm

    I all time get ameils sailing me wais to make me penns bigger.
    But I right wit a small 1 adn it n’ver cauzd me troub le b4.

    futhermuckers.

  7. prin UNITED STATESon 27 Jul 2008 at 3:09 pm

    LOL y’all are nuts this morning! Sign me up..my mama would be so proud to have a doctor in the family :)

  8. Grandad IRELANDon 27 Jul 2008 at 3:37 pm

    Kate - Maybe you just can’t spel?

    Caxi - If you want, I can bild you a bigger penns? I can make then eny size.

    Prin - I wil send you there fone number.

  9. John O UNITED STATESon 27 Jul 2008 at 3:38 pm

    kan I selff prescrib mudikations and a kolastomee???

  10. Caxi Mane IRELANDon 27 Jul 2008 at 3:40 pm

    eamil me a boshure?

  11. Grandad IRELANDon 27 Jul 2008 at 3:42 pm

    John O - Of coarse you can. You can have a partee.

    Caxi - I kant spel your adress.

  12. tt UNITED STATESon 27 Jul 2008 at 6:19 pm

    Why are you all imitating me today ? Snot fare !

  13. Ian IRELANDon 27 Jul 2008 at 7:33 pm

    Why is ChrisD complaining about a lack of money? Did he not get a cash transfer from Mrs Eustace Goodwoman in Lagos?

    Why is spam about such a limited range of subjects?!

  14. Michelle Gartner UNITED STATESon 27 Jul 2008 at 7:55 pm

    That depends who gets to drink during the bypass procedure- you or me?

  15. Grandad IRELANDon 27 Jul 2008 at 8:11 pm

    TT - You are imitating us!

    Ian - TheChrisD always complains. Ignore him.

    Michelle - Both of us. Let’s have a party!!

  16. TheChrisD IRELANDon 28 Jul 2008 at 1:06 am

    @Ian and Grandad: It’s part of who I am. Complaining just comes naturally to me :P

  17. Darragh IRELANDon 28 Jul 2008 at 10:09 am

    If you could stop the pounding headache I’ve got from a random stroll around Irish blogs this morning, I’d be grateful. Jaysis, there must be some cure for it.

  18. Grandad IRELANDon 28 Jul 2008 at 10:17 am

    Darragh - You’ll have to give up those blogs. They are very bad for your health. Take two aspirin and go and browse a forum or two instead.

  19. Darragh IRELANDon 28 Jul 2008 at 10:21 am

    Forums tend to be worse :-/

    The aspirin help - the antihistamines a little more so. Now to turn off the computer and start writing by hand.

    I suppose I owe you €50 now. I doubt you accept medical cards :P

  20. Grandad IRELANDon 28 Jul 2008 at 10:26 am

    Darragh - Can you not see that I have a univercity degrea? That will be €80 please.

  21. Daddy Papersurfer UNITED KINGDOMon 28 Jul 2008 at 1:12 pm

    I managed to get rid of my Tribble problem on my own ………….. Dr Spock was a great help

  22. june in florida UNITED STATESon 28 Jul 2008 at 4:19 pm

    Lets see, i know what tribbles are, those little star trek critters but i am having trouble bipassing them.Guess i need one of those diplomas too.

  23. Grandad IRELANDon 28 Jul 2008 at 4:24 pm

    Daddy P - Do you mean Dr Spock or Mr Spock?

    June - You fancy a Doctoorate too? ;)

  24. Jenna UNITED STATESon 28 Jul 2008 at 9:37 pm

    Hahaha.. Pretttttty funny!

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