Sorry Grandad but you and your effort here deserve that award well enough so I just suppose you have to deal with it (demand money!). So maybe I should get one? You just made my day, belated the making might be and that’s good enough for me.

We got mountains and hills galore here in VT and every damn one of them are rolling and green to boot. Take one home with ya’ and then plant it in Palm Springs if you decide to go. And although there’s plenty of cattle around there’s also plenty of sheep and a plethora of deer (and bear and moose and wild turkeys…lots of stuff to shoot at). And tourists? Tons of ‘em, all year around with the exception of Mud Season. Great target practice.

I like the idea of a film. If you didn’t want to play yourself I figure Billy Nigh or Jeffry Rush might be able to handle it as long as you were there to coach them.

Look at me ramble on though. Don’t know why you put up with it.

I’m thinking an arthouse styled thing where you wear white, stand in front of a black background.
You then read each of your posts to dramatic music, having the camera zoomed in to only show your lips moving for the most part.
…and then a bunch of drunks start roaring afterwards, representing the comments. You join in with them until the next post starts.

As for my liver, it jumped ship long ago, heading for Mexico.

Although, the village drunk does sound appealing.

Do I get a trailer?

And bitches?

Maxi – Hold on… Are you lean, tall, old and distinguished? Do you have a beard? Do you smoke a pipe? I thought not.
I was thinking in terms of the village drunk. Think of the perks?

Words can’t describe the insult, I am an awarded actor I’ll have you know.

I could play you. I’m a method actor and I’m already a grumpy fecker so I have that edge!

TT – I know you have mountains. Didn’t one or two explode a while back? But they aren’t like my mountains. They have to be rolling beautiful mountains full of sheep, deer and tourists. And I wouldn’t worry about California. I think God is about to remove it from America and float it back to the Mexicans….

Kate – That is a very kind offer. Of all the languages though, I think it’s the one I least want to learn [along with German and American].

RhodesTer – Was she Irish?

Housekeeping hired a white girl recently and I had to sit down.. it was too much to handle. She speaks English! She’s also the worst at the job.. the others work like their butts are on fire.