Over
Grandad September 17th, 2008
It is over.
Despite the best efforts of the French and Irish governments, I am back in Head Rambles Manor.
I have run the gauntlet of electronic warfare, sniffer dogs, automatic machine pistols and a man with a vegetable peeler, but resourcefulness [and bribery] won out in the end.
After five days on the run, I am exhausted. Someone has removed my brains with an ice-cream scoop, mushed them up with a hefty dose of chili powder and re-inserted them up my backside. At least that must be the diagnosis of my symptoms, as my arse hurts and my head is fried.
On top of that, my feed reader tells me I have over 800 items to be read. I have no intentions of reading them all, so I have a favour to ask…
I only want to read the interesting items, so if I read your site, could you please write to me and tell me the things you have written that I should read.
Please leave out the dull bits.
Just tell me about the interesting bits.
It would make my life a lot easier in these trying times.
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