Archive for October 7th, 2008

Make my day

Grandad October 7th, 2008

I am really pissed off today.  I’m not depressed or anything, though the cold and rain isn’t helping.

I just feel like a bit of violence.

I know all about depression.

Anyone who has worked in a semi-state organisation like RTE will know all about depression. 

Depression is when the Black Crow sits on your shoulder, and the world is a dark and irrelevant place.  You sink into a swamp of apathy, and you haven’t the mental energy to see outside your own misery.

It is a dark and a horrible place.

No.  I’m not depressed.

I just want to kick someone in the nuts.

I crave the pleasure of forcing an SUV into the ditch.

I want to see Sarah Palin locked into a room with forty sex starved Alaskan oil workers. [Let her talk her way out of that one]

I want to see Mary Harney become a victim of our wonderful health service.

I crave blood.

I desire mayhem.

I lust for a bus load of tourists and a stinger missile.

Today is a day for inflicting merciless pain on the first person to call to the Manor.

God help the postman.