Archive for October, 2008

The big TWO

October 22nd, 2008

It’s a big day today.

I started this site on the 22nd of October, 2006 – two years ago today.

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Little did I know what I was getting into.

So, here I am.  308,897 words, 1,110 posts, 174,881 visits and  335,765 page views later, still wondering what the hell it is all about.

You lot have left a total of 14,900 comments, some of which I have actually read.  I have received well in excess of 100,000 spams but I can’t count them because the majority are rejected before they get here.

I have made quite a few friends, some virtual and some real from as far away as America, Australia and Ballybrack.

But where has all this got me?

I really don’t know.

What the hell am I doing here????

Luton says NO

October 21st, 2008

Ireland joined the EEC in 1973.  I think it was the first time I voted in anything.

Notice that it was called the EEC then – the European Economic Community.

The EEC was a grand idea.  The countries of Europe would cooperate on matters of trade, and restrictions and tariffs would be removed.  It was purely concerned with trade and commerce.  Another noble aspiration was to help out the poorer countries and give them a shove up the ladder.

Ireland was virtually a Third World country then, so we joined, and did extremely well out of it.

In the intervening 35 years however, the EEC has evolved into an ugly beast.  No longer is its primary interest in economics.  Now it is all about power and control.  The EU [as it has now become] is poking its nose into virtually every aspect of our lives.  It has become an unwieldy, expensive bureaucratic monster.

I watched the ‘Tonight’ programme on ITV last night.

They ran an interesting experiment, where they held a private referendum in Luton.  The referendum was held along normal lines, in that there were canvassers, loudspeaker vans, posters and door to door canvassers.  The only difference was that the result wasn’t binding.

They were asked two questions – should the UK leave the EU, and should the UK ratify the Lisbon Treaty.

What intrigued me were the arguments put forward by both sides.

The pro-EU side argued almost entirely along the lines that the UK needed to remain in from the point of trade and commerce.

The anti-EU argument was equally polarised on the question of democracy, and the interference in sovereign affairs.

No one on the pro-EU side mentioned the benefits of political integration.  No one on the anti-EU side mentioned trade and commerce.

What I would read from this is that economic integration is a good thing that everyone seems to be happy with, but that political integration is not what the people want.

I see that Brussels is on again about Ireland holding another referendum.  What part of ‘no’ do they not understand?  This time, we are to be sweet talked into it, with veiled threats if we don’t cooperate.

Personally, I can’t see any way they are going to persuade me that Lisbon is a good thing.  In fact, the more they go on about it, the more convinced I am that political integration is a very bad thing.  We are being bullied and coerced which is hardly the basis for a democratic society.

I used to be a great advocate of the EEC.  I still am.  But I am becoming more and more anti-EU as the days go by.

Oh, yes.

The referendum result?

For leaving the EU – 55%

For not ratifying the Lisbon Treaty – 63%

We did the right thing on Lisbon.

Stripping Herself

October 20th, 2008

So what have I been up to over the weekend?

Not much.

It’s that time of year when I contemplate the joys of hibernation.  Why humans can’t just wrap up in a ball and sleep until April, I don’t know.  Mind you, I know a few people who make a damned good attempt.

I spent most of the weekend starting into space while Herself’s laptop did things.

I used to use that laptop, but it began to annoy me.  It had developed a somewhat psychotic personality and I decided to get rid of it.  I gave it to Herself.  I thought it would be a match made in Heaven.

Lately however she has been complaining about it.  She says it takes half an hour to load up.  That was a gross exaggeration though.  I timed it and it only took 25 minutes.

I was getting tired of the complaints, so I decided to strip it down and reload everything.

I have done this kind of thing before.  I have loaded Windows 3.1 when it came on two floppy disks.  Those were the days.  I couldn’t find the floppy disks for Windows 3.1 so I had to make do with a CD thing for Windows XP.

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What with backing up things and formatting things, I spent most of my time staring out the window, as I said.  I even went down for the papers at one stage, and came back to find 30% had turned into 35%.

It’s done now.  It’s going like the clappers, and seems to be behaving itself.

Herself is not pleased though.  She’s still complaining.

She admits it’s faster….

But she can’t get into eBay any more.

*heh*

Sympathies

October 19th, 2008

From the front page of today’s Sunday Times -

O’Reilly finds it hard to stay a billionaire

Doesn’t your heart bleed custard?

Morning Glory

October 18th, 2008

“You write the most boring things,” said Herself as she browsed this site last night.

“Do I?” I was pretending to pick my nose.  That always annoys her.

“Look at this shite about the budget.  That’s boring.  People will stop reading.”

“Will they?” I was trying unsuccessfully to do a crossword and the interruptions were irritating me.

“Conversations with your computer?  That’s childish.  Pish!”

A four letter word for a woman.  I had _UNT so far, and I was stuck.

“People don’t want to read the kind of shite you are writing.”

“You could be right.”  There was a fly walking over my crossword and that was annoying me too.  “What would you suggest I write about then?”

“A couple of months ago, you wrote about Jean Claude.   That was interesting.”

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“No it wasn’t.  It was boring.”

“It was exactly the kind of thing people want to read.  Tell them more about it.  I’m sure they are dying to know.”

“People couldn’t care less about a fucking pot plant.  What the hell am I supposed to say about it?”

“You could tell them how you had to add a longer stake for it to grow up, and then had to tie string to the ceiling because the stake still wasn’t long enough?”

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“Jayzus!  I’ll give John Grisham a buzz and tell him about it.  I’m sure that would make a great plot for his next novel.”

“You could tell them how it grew across the top of the door and started flowering?”

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“Fuck, woman!  We’d have coach loads calling out wanting to see it.”

“There is no need to be sarcastic.  I think it would be nice.  It’s the kind of thing people want to read about.”

“People couldn’t give a flying fuck about a plant.”  Crossword inspiration hit, and I wrote in AUNT.

“Write about it.”

“No.  It’s BORING.”

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