A long wait
Grandad December 16th, 2008
Today is a momentous day.
The troubles started last week. Someone broke the toilet seat. I didn’t do it, and Herself claims she didn’t do it. Sandy isn’t heavy enough so we are blaming Minnie Pig.
Actually, I do vaguely remember a strange cracking noise last Tuesday night after that lock-in down the pub, but my memory is a bit hazy about the whole night so I may be mistaken.
Anyway, the seat has had a big split in it, which could act as a rather nasty vice and could clamp the arse of anyone who sits on it. I don’t know how Herself has been managing, but for the last week or so, I have been – how shall we say? – abstaining.
The Accidental Terrorist was passing by the hardware store in town this morning and he bought a new seat.
It’s quite fancy. It’s wooden though it doesn’t seem to have any splinters in it. Yet.
I have just fixed it on.
It has been annoying me for a week now.
I have been dying to get it fixed.
The relief was enormous.
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GD how in the hell did you get a photograft of my toilet.
Oh Jeeeezus!! You should seriously consider having a colonoscopy!
speechless……
Popeye – We have similar toilets? Did yours crack too?
JackMcMad – No thanks. I think I just had Colonic Irrigation?
Kate – That makes a change?
Good Grief! It’s almost christmas; not halloween!
Glad you clean it before taking the picture.
you’re one sick puppy!
I can only wonder what you ate to make that…
Robert – What the hell has Halloween got to do with it?
Jim C – Two hours with a toothbrush! It was Hers. I hope she doesn’t mind?
NaRocRoc – Sick? Moi? What are you on about? I’m as healthy as a horse.
TheChrisD – I would imagine it was a weeks supply of pints and curries. That’s a grand mix for cleaning out the system.
TMI
ps. that means TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!
I grew up with humble beginnings. My father was a plumber and his response would be “that is the smell of money”!
You posted about poo? Gawd . . .I’m off to visit the ‘other fella’ If you get a chance hire a DVD called “Kenny” it’s a kack!
oh my, sugar! came over from bock’s…i do so hope y’all are feeling better now! xox
looks like someone was drinking Guinness on the 12 pubs of christmas
You forgot to flush!
How is it you can talk about a toilet while posting a photo like that and get all these comments? Are you magical?
Brianf – You wouldn’t have me hold back now, would you?
Cranky – If that’s the smell of money, I don’t want any.
Baino – No I didn’t? I posted about fixing the bathroom facilities.
Savannah – Welcome and thanks for your kind concern. I hope you find this site a bit cleaner than Bock’s?
Ste – Welcome to you too. There is usually only one pub involved [there's only one decent pub in the village], but there may have been twelve or so pints. I think one of them may have been a bit off?
Paddy – I’m shocked! Of course I flushed. You don’t think I would be so uncouth as to photograph an unflushed toilet?
Na just fell
healthy as a horse eh? Well then I reckon you need a stablehand with a shovel and a bucket behind you after you’ve dropped the kids to the pool!!
It looks like Barney exploded over your toilet.