Head Rambles Manor on the air

December 17th, 2008

I was having a quiet morning here, when the bloody Meeja turned up again.

I am sick of television stations and radio stations arriving on the doorstep looking for interviews, so I told them to fuck off.

But then I noticed the interviewer.

As TAT would say – “Grrrrrrr!”

I invited them in.

Of course they ran amok running cables all over the gaff and blowing fuses, but while the crew were installing the equipment, it gave me a chance to “interview” the interviewer.  She was gorgeous.

Our K8 picked a very inopportune moment to call around just then, so I told my new friend to interview her instead.  She hadn’t much choice, so she agreed.

It was a live interview, so I went out into the garden while they were doing their stuff.

One of the neighbour’s cats was perched on the window sill, so I shot him with my air pistol [I don’t like killing animals], and the howl could literally be heard throughout the eastern half of Ireland. 

When the interview was over, I went back in.  They weren’t very pleased with me and my feline exploits but I didn’t invite them here.

I haven’t a clue what they interviewed K8 about.  I don’t really care.

I have the interviewer’s email address,

and phone number.

9 Responses to “Head Rambles Manor on the air”

  1. kate UNITED KINGDOMon 17 Dec 2008 at 2:40 pm

    Smooth talker you…… don’t let herself catch you!

  2. Susan IRELANDon 17 Dec 2008 at 3:25 pm

    Cool. Was it about your holiday ‘decorations’?

  3. tt UNITED STATESon 17 Dec 2008 at 5:01 pm

    Did you give her a Christmas Cracker ?

  4. Grandad IRELANDon 17 Dec 2008 at 5:38 pm

    Kate – Herself doesn’t mind as long as I don’t make a mess on the floor.

    Susan – I don’t know what it was about. I was out in the garden shooting cats. You mean you didn’t hear the interview?

    TT – Not yet. Heh! :twisted:

  5. robert IRELANDon 17 Dec 2008 at 5:42 pm

    On TV again! What program was the interview for?

  6. Grandad IRELANDon 17 Dec 2008 at 5:51 pm

    Robert – You have not been paying attention again. It was radio [East Coast Radio, I think] and they interviewed K8. You will remain behind for one hour after class.

  7. robert IRELANDon 17 Dec 2008 at 5:52 pm

    Whoops! I’m just after an exam (college exam!) so my head is a bit burned out :|

  8. TheChrisD IRELANDon 17 Dec 2008 at 6:09 pm

    So did you send an ICBM after their van as they left?

  9. Omaniblog IRELANDon 18 Dec 2008 at 12:59 am

    You better get used to it. When that cover hits the streets…
    By the way I’d love to have your view on what a writer should do now?

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