Comments on: Where are Geldof and Bono when you need them?

By: Sarah Gostrangely

Sarah Gostrangely — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 04:50:05 +0000

Grandad…I’m not quite sure what the variants on tobacco are here…to be honest I’m too scared to try anything not government sanctified…ever see The Glass Palace?

Just back from Indonesia where they have Kretek though…these are really strong fags with a filter of cloves and sugar…gorgeous. I have found a new vice.

Hurrah!

By: King Bob

King Bob — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:52:27 +0000

My company ISP is dutch, thus the flag

By: Grandad

Grandad — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:24:13 +0000

King Bob – I didn’t know Wickla was in Belgium?

By: King Bob

King Bob — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:20:28 +0000

I have some of that stuff you use in a hookah, which is very flavoursome, you are welcome to try some in your pipe. I have Pistachio, Rose petal and some other sort of flavours, I feel quite cultured on my Wickla patio smoking my hookah.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 10:58:09 +0000

King Bob – Me? Hysterical? I have never been hysterical in my life! I’m just pissed off at the famine. It’s nearly three weeks now, so would you blame me? I do have my own ‘tobacco’ plantation, but I try to keep quiet about it, after that last raid.

By: King Bob

King Bob — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 09:33:14 +0000

I think you should be more stoic and less hysterical. There is never ever any need to call upon Bono or Geldof (I would also lump Chris Martin in there), you may get your wish and be swarmed by self righteous pop stars telling everone to donate money for another crisis.

My suggestion would be to take back the colonies from the Septics and have your own tobacco plantation, you could staff it with ex-Delll employeees from Limerick.

By: Kate

Kate — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:56:41 +0000

Typical! send your address and I’ll get some to you!!! Don’t get cantankerous!!!!!

By: Jefferson Davis

Jefferson Davis — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:49:40 +0000

Someone get this man some smoke! I could send you some from the states, but it might make you have the munchies.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:20:58 +0000

Maxi – Too late. They were all sacrificed to the cause last week.

Stipes – Hah! The first thing I did was rob all his supply.

Baino – Better than the same. Can you please ship 50Kg immediately and a further 100Kg per week? Thanks.

Sarah – Welcome! I nearly missed you after your wee delay in moderation. I believe you have some ‘interesting’ variants on the tobacco theme in your neck of the woods? Add them to my Australian imports, and I might forget about tobacco altogether?

By: Baino

Baino — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:50:24 +0000

I have wacky tabacky? Not quite the same but you’ll feel so mellow you won’t care