Archive for March 20th, 2009

Ever decreasing circles

March 20th, 2009

Writer’s block is like driving a Porche flat out down a motorway, when suddenly the engine seizes, and you are left there wondering if your precious car is ever going to shift again.

I have been there, but I’m not there now.

I’m still driving flat out down that motorway.

My problem is that I am driving a clapped out old banger, and I ain’t going very fast.

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What is worse, I seem to be on a ring road, and am just going around in circles.

This site has been going for nearly two and a half years now.  If it were a child, it would be learning to talk on its own.

I don’t know about you, but I think I need a new car and a new road to drive on.  The scenery at the moment is a bit dull and uninspiring, and I would like to see some fresh horizons.

What this site needs is a proper destination, but then they do say that it is better to travel than to arrive?  I just don’t know.  I sometimes think it’s boring.  You sometimes think it’s boring.  Don’t deny it because I know you are leaving in your thousands.  Sometimes, my journey comes across something exciting and we all have a laugh for a day or two, but I think it is in danger of becoming repetitive?

I know this site will never become the Huffington Post, because life is quiet here in the mountains.  Washington, it isn’t.  I could write about the first sighting of a bumble bee in Summer, or how Pullit is recycling his slops again for the tourists down in the pub, but you’d soon get bored with that.

Maybe I need to start a regular column?

Someone in the mists of time suggested and Agony Aunt type thing?  An Agony Grandad?  It doesn’t have a very good ring to it?

Personally, I’m quite happy pouring out the same old shite, day after day.  It keeps me out of mischief [for ten minutes, anyway] but I need a little spark from time to time. 

Over to you.

Any ideas for a little regular spot?