Cowan leads Ireland down the toilet

March 23rd, 2009

I came across a little snippet of news yesterday.

Some bloke boldly walked into our National Portrait Gallery and hung one of his own paintings.

Apparently this was a well planned operation, as the framing was consistent with the gallery’s style, and he had pre-prepared caption which matched the others in the gallery precisely.

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Brian Cowen, Politician, 1960-2008. This portrait, acquired uncommissioned by the National Gallery, celebrates one of the finest politicians produced by Ireland since the foundation of the state.

Following a spell at the helm of the Department of Finance during a period of unprecedented prosperity, Brian Cowen inherited the office [of] Taoiseach in 2008.

Balancing a public image that ranges from fantastically intelligent analytical thinker to big ignorant fucker from Offaly, the Taoiseach proves to be a challenging subject to represent.

Of course, the bastards removed it and are now hunting the perpetrator.  I’m not quite sure why, as he has committed no crime.  Or is there a law against donating a painting to a gallery?

It later emerged that the same artist had struck in the RHA Gallery.

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Whoever that bloke is, he’s a fucking genius.

31 Responses to “Cowan leads Ireland down the toilet”

  1. manuel UNITED KINGDOMon 23 Mar 2009 at 11:41 am

    it is just superb eh……bravo!

  2. robert IRELANDon 23 Mar 2009 at 11:58 am

    Sheer utter genius!

  3. Grandad IRELANDon 23 Mar 2009 at 1:51 pm

    I think it’s the only time I ever liked the look of Biffo.

  4. King's Bard IRELANDon 23 Mar 2009 at 2:29 pm

    A bit flattering, I thought!!

  5. [...] Brian Cowen in his natural state. Why do we have such a tosser in charge? [...]

  6. Grandad IRELANDon 23 Mar 2009 at 4:35 pm

    King’s Bard – That’s because the sound is turned down.

  7. Susan IRELANDon 23 Mar 2009 at 9:17 pm

    Guerilla artists: my favourite!
    That’s marvellous.

  8. Maxi Cane IRELANDon 23 Mar 2009 at 10:46 pm

    That is awfully good.

  9. Bock the Robber IRELANDon 24 Mar 2009 at 1:30 am

    Hunting him? With horses and dogs? With guns?

    How hunting him?

  10. Green Ink IRELANDon 24 Mar 2009 at 2:10 am

    I think I might know who the artist is. I will investigate further.

  11. [...] genius hung a Brian Cowan painting in the National Portrait Gallery. Of course it was removed. Boo and [...]

  12. june in florida UNITED STATESon 24 Mar 2009 at 2:46 am

    Brilliant, i wish someone had done that over here with our last administration.

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  14. [...] genius hung a Brian Cowan painting in the National Portrait Gallery. Of course it was removed. Boo and [...]

  15. bruno POLANDon 24 Mar 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Bravo!!!!!!!
    We need more.

  16. [...] genius hung a Brian Cowan painting in the National Portrait Gallery. Of course it was removed. Boo and [...]

  17. michad IRELANDon 24 Mar 2009 at 11:31 pm

    I love it, not so impressed with the apology from RTE on the news. Do we live in a police state?
    Can we not report the news as it is?

  18. Bock the Robber IRELANDon 25 Mar 2009 at 1:33 am

    It’s looking increasingly like FF think they run a police state.

  19. Grandad IRELANDon 25 Mar 2009 at 2:10 am

    I couldn’t believe it when I heard that RTE had apologised. Why the hell should they apologise for factually reporting a news item?

  20. Bock the Robber IRELANDon 25 Mar 2009 at 2:13 am

    There is another offensive caricature of Cowen HERE and it doesn’t look like he’s going to apologise for it.

    Obviously a job for the Art Police.

  21. Grandad IRELANDon 25 Mar 2009 at 2:24 am

    Shit, Bock!! I have just wet myself again. That is brilliant.

  22. Elf in Amsterdam | From my 'Gar-espondant IRELANDon 25 Mar 2009 at 4:17 pm

    [...] on Twitter, everyone in Ireland and outside may have been talking about [...]

  23. biffo basher IRELANDon 25 Mar 2009 at 8:00 pm

    Lets have Mary Harneys picture now—superb

  24. knocker UNITED STATESon 26 Mar 2009 at 2:08 pm

    Why did the police call to his house to confiscate the other paintings?? Thats a sure sign that democracy and freedom of expression do not fully exist in Ireland. Vote cowan and fianna fail out, and vote no to lisbon!

  25. JD IRELANDon 26 Mar 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Cowan and police not happy? Only one thing to do; more of the same on a greater scale, mass “guerilla artist” action.

  26. Orion IRELANDon 27 Mar 2009 at 1:03 pm

    Fair Play to this guy! I hope he thinks Bigger next time… Plan long, hard, gather a posse and Paint Big! Then Hit Billboards in every major town across the country overnight! How Awesome would that be huh? Muwhahahaha! XD

  27. bingo! IRELANDon 28 Mar 2009 at 10:54 am

    Where can we get the t-shirt?

  28. Grandad IRELANDon 28 Mar 2009 at 2:35 pm

    Do you mean this t-shirt?

  29. gobnait IRELANDon 04 Apr 2009 at 12:16 am

    Great job, his lips look smaller in portrait than on him, you did them justice, you did his whole body justice too.
    you made him look hot

  30. gobnait IRELANDon 04 Apr 2009 at 12:32 am

    the way coowen sees it, he think he own this country, just look what happened with rte and the police, pity he does not send the police after the people who broke the country, that include himself since he was our finance minister who allowed this to happen,

  31. tony browne IRELANDon 14 Sep 2010 at 6:55 pm

    As usual, big bellied plank, robbed this country, should be hung but not where some one could take him down

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