Archive for April 27th, 2009

Roisin Ingle

April 27th, 2009

What the hell is going on?

For the last few days, this site has been inundated with visitors looking for information on Roisin Ingle.

I would like to make it quite clear that I am not Roisin Ingle, or even Róisín Ingle.  I don’t know the woman, and I doubt I would know her if I ran over her in my car.  Is it her beard that causes the confusion?  Or the fact that she smokes a pipe?

I know she writes things for the Irish Times, and I know that she is pregnant.  I also know that she is expecting twins and is to have a caesarean section.  I know all this, because Herself reads the Irish Times and insists on telling me all about it, whether I want to know about it or not.  In this particular case, it’s not.

I deny vehemently having anything to do with the twins, and am quite prepared to take a DNA test.  That alone points to my innocence, as in 99% of cases, I will refuse such a test, just in case.  This time though, I know I am in the clear.

I know a few of you Ingleseekers are going to read this page, so maybe one of you would like to tell my why you are all looking for her here?

I suppose it could be worse though.

You could be looking for John Waters.