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Any offers?

May 16th, 2009

FOR SALE

Ribbed condom.

Only used three times.

Perfect condition.

No reasonable offer refused.

WANTED

Maternity wear.

Absolute discretion guaranteed and expected.

Apply within.

15 Responses to “Any offers?”

  1. # Xbox4NappyRash NETHERLANDSon 16 May 2009 at 9:58 am

    I’m interested, if it’s as effective as the pair of ads suggest.

  2. # Grandad IRELANDon 16 May 2009 at 11:17 am

    Xbox – I wouldn’t know. I just put this here on behalf of a friend.

  3. # Maxi Cane IRELANDon 16 May 2009 at 1:01 pm

    Sure, a “friend”

  4. # Grandad IRELANDon 16 May 2009 at 1:17 pm

    Of course, a friend. Herself reads this occasionally, so I have to keep his identity a secret.

  5. # John O UNITED STATESon 16 May 2009 at 1:18 pm

    Sounds as if someone has already “applied within”!!

  6. # tt UNITED STATESon 16 May 2009 at 1:52 pm

    Was that Johnny Rotten ?

  7. # Vicky Rogers IRELANDon 16 May 2009 at 4:25 pm

    hmm my opening offer is 5 euros hee hee. are you trying to telling us all something granddad. Are we going to be hearing the pitter patter of tiny feet.

  8. # Grandad IRELANDon 16 May 2009 at 5:12 pm

    John O – Would you like to place a small deposit?

    TT – No names. No pack drill.

    Vicky – 5 euros? You must be joking! Extra large, and extremely comfortable [or so I'm told]. You won’t hear the patter of tiny feet in this house, apart from Minnie.

  9. # Vicky Rogers IRELANDon 16 May 2009 at 5:30 pm

    oh well god loves a tryer hee hee.

  10. # tt UNITED STATESon 16 May 2009 at 6:37 pm

    I never took you for a squaddie

  11. # Grandad IRELANDon 16 May 2009 at 6:40 pm

    TT – I hope you never took me at all!

    Aw, come on people! Not one decent offer?

    I’ll tell you what……

    I’ll even wash them first.

    You can’t ask for more than that.

  12. # Charmed IRELANDon 16 May 2009 at 7:34 pm

    er, why? Honestly? Why?

  13. # Grandad IRELANDon 16 May 2009 at 7:47 pm

    For the hard times we keep hearing about?

  14. # stipes IRELANDon 16 May 2009 at 8:41 pm

    THEM?. I’ll go six euro if there’s two or more. Can you deliver the goods?

  15. # Grandad IRELANDon 16 May 2009 at 9:02 pm

    Stipes – Six euro for hours and hours of pleasure? Cheapskate! And I don’t deliver.

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