Female driver
Grandad June 10th, 2009
I had to go down to the village today.
The weather is quite warm again, and frankly I just didn’t feel like driving. I didn’t feel like walking either, so I let Sandy drive.
She really has become an excellent driver. She always keeps to the correct side of the road and even managed to wallop two cyclists into the ditch today.
Of course she doesn’t bother with a seat belt, so I have to be careful to watch out for The Law. They are so fucking sniffy about trivial things like seat belts.
She tried to ‘borrow’ the car keys last night. I’m not having any of that though.
She can bloody well buy her own car.
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So THAT’s what a dog licence is for…
Dog licence? What’s that?
Well done Sandy! Can she come visit me please, and teach me that cyclist-walloping?
‘Barking’ mad …. (see what I did there …)
Also … why the fuck to I get a ‘stars and stripes’ next to my name ?… thats enough to make me boycott any site … grrrrrr
Susan – Do you want me to send a couple of cyclists too?
Moon – Yes, I did. Could you clean it up please?
Moon – Why? Where are you located?
I am located here, Newport Beach, CA… but it gives the impression I am a fat American …..:-(
Moon – I thought as much. *shuffles off muttering about crazy fat Americans*
Hippie also likes to stick her head out of the car window – I find it very worrying….. her face is quite long and she likes to nudge cyclists as we pass!
Kate – Nothing wrong that? *ponders on the picture of a dog ramming her nose up a lycra clad arse at 30 miles per hour….*
You got her in one – such a classy bird!!!
How’s this for a bit of great female-driver parking: http://www.trutv.com/top5/2009/parking_jobs/2-get-out-of-my-spot-b-most-daring.html