Comments on: Wood you believe?

By: Grandad

Grandad — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 15:43:45 +0000

RWG – There is nothing I can add to that!

Kate – We have to be careful about blasphemy here. The government seems to be very keen on it. Sorry – no photos. I always forget that my phone has a camera built in.

By: Kate

Kate — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 15:22:28 +0000

I am sure there are many Monty Python quotes I could use at this time – but it might be seen as being blasphemous …….

Did you happen to get a photo of the hippo – I would have liked to see that?
>> Kate´s latest brainfart .. True Love

By: Robert W. Gately

Robert W. Gately — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 14:48:24 +0000

Indeed, this delusional/illusional shite happens all the time here in Arizona and if its a slow news day makes the six o’clock with big breasted breathless Bunnys reporting Our Lady of Guadalupe is indeed visable on a corn tortilla or the dirty windshield of a 57 Chevy. An old cockhound from my school days is now a retired priest and has Our (His?)Lady tattooed on his back and a very sick looking Christ on the cross on his chest. I mean to ask him if he said mass in the nude and did the congreation look at the Virgin or his fat ass. Ah, if God dropped acid would She see people ? And if God didnt want man to eat pussy She wouldnt have made it look like a taco….Its Sunday, I think I’ll do something religious like drop some Sunshine and go to mass and have a taco with a tequila chaser for brunch….

RWG, Himself

By: Grandad

Grandad — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:26:23 +0000

Brianf – In fairness to Budweiser, they are very honest in their advertising [which is a rare thing these days]. They love showing us dray horses thereby demonstrating exactly where their product comes from?

By: Brianf

Brianf — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:11:43 +0000

“battery acid or Budweiser.”
Boy, you got that shit right!
Around here it’s also known as ButtWipers
or
SpudWeiser, when it really doesn’t matter
or
piss water
or
fill-in-the-blank crap.
>> Brianf´s latest brainfart .. Independence Day 233 years later

By: Grandad

Grandad — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:03:28 +0000

Stepford Mum – Welcome to my humble abode! I think you overestimate the hallucinogenic power of Guinness. That only causes people to see real things like armadillos and Elvis. That crowd down the country were probably drinking battery acid or Budweiser.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:46:07 +0000

Kirk M – You mean there is more than one? You do have problems!

Brianf – The pope will never complain so long as there is money to be made out of it.

K8 – I did wonder that myself. A Jewish Hitler Youth? A new concept!

SAm – I had a look at the news reels, and let’s just say that I don’t think there were many captains of industry or university graduates amongst the crowds. Must of them reminded me of an Irish version of Cletus.

Ian – I think the believers are the ones who aree missing something? [Like a few brain cells?]

Baino – Sell it on eBay! You will make a fortune.

By: Baino

Baino — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 22:38:14 +0000

I have an alien on my lemon scented gum but the Roswell crowd don’t seem interested!
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By: Ian

Ian — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 19:43:16 +0000

What baffles me is that if these people take the BVM seriously, as some of them obviously do, why they should reduce her to ridicule by suggesting she would appear on a tree stump.

However, being a hard nosed old Prod, I am probably missing something.

By: SAm Crea

SAm Crea — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 18:28:37 +0000

I wonder though who is flocking to see this tree stump? Is it the same guys who go to father Ted weekends? I mean real people dont fall for this kind of shit do they? I mean I could look it up in the papers and read about it, but I cant be arsed. And beside I have to get down to my local church where we are going to say some repetitve prayers whilst staring at images of a man nailed to a piece of wood.

DONT MOCK ME!
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