Comments on: You are cordially invited to a party

By: Thriftcriminal

Thriftcriminal — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:47:19 +0000

Can I give Ahern a whack in the goolies? That stuttering little freak has the dubious honour of being the only person I actually actively hate and despise.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:34:51 +0000

Gamma – No bets. Everything looks like Jesus these days.

By: Gamma Goblin

Gamma Goblin — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 23:28:37 +0000

A fiver says the skid marks look like Jesus.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 22:49:37 +0000

Jeeeeeeezus,Gamma!!!! That is fucking disgusting. Unless you mean a different Mary in which case it will more than likely happen. It usually does.

By: Gamma Goblin

Gamma Goblin — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 21:54:55 +0000

I’ll only go if Mary gets her knickers off during a spot of karaoke.

By: Emerald Islander

Emerald Islander — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:13:06 +0000

I’m alright, more or less. Sneezed twice today, but I don’t think it’s ‘swine flu’. I usually try to stay well clear of pigs…

Not sure how large Wicklow is exactly. But I think Leinster in its entirety might do it…
And I will oblige to bring both Mary Coughlans. After all, I live in a four-seater constituency.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 17:59:35 +0000

TT -

Venue: Wicklow, in the sunny pissing wet South East ot Ireland.

Time: Any time and all the time for the next six weeks.

Emerald - Howya Stranger!! Is Wicklow not big enough? Should I include Wexford/Carlow/Waterford/Kilkenny??

P.S. Please include Mary Coughlan the singer as well. She always sounds so miserable.

By: Emerald Islander

Emerald Islander — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 17:38:55 +0000

Great idea, Grandad. But since this country of ours is full of cretins, you want to host your party at a venue large enough to accommodate them all.
Well, not all, of course, because there is no venue in Ireland of that large size. But you might need at least some place like Croke Park, where enough of them gather often anyway. And perhaps you might also need to put up some large video screens outside, for all those who won’t fit in.
Since you have already Bertie Ahern and Mary Harney, I like to bring Brian Cowen, Mary Coughlan (the Tanaiste, not the singer) and Jackie Healy-Rae along.
And with regards to ‘swine flu’: Now you know why Mary Harney has the widely used nickname ‘Miss Piggy’.

By: Kirk M

Kirk M — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:08:28 +0000

Grandad – Wasn’t actually planning too.

By: tt

tt — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:01:49 +0000

Where and when ?