Word of advice to retailers
Grandad July 19th, 2009
Listen, fuckheads.
When you advertise that you are selling stuff at 50% off or 80% off or whatever, will you please be honest.
You are not doing it because the goods are fantastic.
You are not doing it because you like us.
Tell the truth.
You are doing it out of desperation because the creditors are bashing down your doors.
You are doing it because the kitty has dried up and you need some readies to at least pay some of the wages.
Next time you advertise a sale, don’t try and pretend that you are some kind of fucking Santa Clause.
Be honest.
Admit you have to dispose of any old shite to bring in a few bob to stave off the receivers.
We will appreciate your honesty.
We might even take pity and buy some of your old tat.
Honesty is always the best policy.
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