Archive for September 5th, 2009

I am not interested

September 5th, 2009

When will you miserable bastards learn that I am not interested in your precious Viagra?

You keep writing to me from your fucking “VIAGRA ® Official Site” which isn’t a fucking official site and has fuck all to do with Pfizer.

I couldn’t give a flying shite if you are offering me 82% off.  I’m still not interested.

You are NOT a Canadian fucking Pharmacy.  You are a wanker by the name of Edward Seversky, and in case you don’t know it, you live in Izhevsk, which, for your information, is in Russia, you vodka-swilling pig-shagging cretin.

Addressing a mail or letter to “Dear admin@headrambles.com” is not exactly going to endear me to you either, you miserable fuckwit.

I have no need for your “product”.  If I want a stiffy, I’ll just make a quick call to my friend Sharon.  That usually more than does the trick.  In the unlikely event of that failing, all I have to do is peek over the wall to the next house where the Fine Thing there has a habit of bathing in the starkers.  I don’t do that often, as I run the risk of pole-vaulting out of the garden and down the cliff, which wouldn’t be very funny.  What would I want with your miserable offerings?

I see that as well as offering Viagra you also sell Viagra Professional.  What’s this?  Taking a leaf from Microsoft?  Do you also offer Viagra Home Edition and Viagra Server?  Or is the latter for people in long term employment only?

Like a good wanker that you are, I suggest to get a firm grip on yourself.

Go and do something useful.

Like swallow all your precious pills, and then go fuck yourself.

I’ll stick with Sharon, thanks.