Rampant lesbianism
Grandad October 5th, 2009
The room is quiet at the moment.
That won’t last though.
I don’t know quite how it happened, but we went away leaving Minnie Pig here in her cage, but we came back to find two cages and three guinea pigs. I can understand guinea pigs multiplying but not cages.
I can only assume that our K8 brought her two up here to keep Minnie company, but K8 has been here a couple of times since we returned and there has been no mention of the other two going home again. That is fine by me, so long as they are quiet.
The sun is shining in on the cages at the moment, and they are sleeping peacefully in the warmth. Or maybe they are dead? I haven’t checked.
The problem starts though when Minnie wakes up feeling frisky, which she does. A lot.
When she has that randy urge, she starts her whirring noise, that sounds like a helicopter that’s about to drop a minister. This scares the shite out of the other two and they start squeaking at the tops of their voices. Minnie presumably is into a drop of S&M because that eggs her on to even louder whirring.
Just as an experiment, I have let all three loose on the floor a couple of times, purely in the interests of research, and that is when mayhem ensues.
What puzzles me though is that they are all female.
Not being one, I don’t know much about lesbianism, and I don’t think Minnie does either. She chases the other two, trying to play wheelbarrows with them, and they aren’t two happy about this. In desperation, she then sits there screaming for a shag. Whatever about Minnie, I don’t think the other two are too interested in a bit of rumpy pumpy because they refuse to oblige. Just to give them a clue as to what to do, Minnie will try humping them again, but I’m afraid it’s a lost cause. All in all, it leads to a lot of noise but precious little in the way of shagging.
I’m tempted to go and buy a male guinea pig just to shut Minnie up. But then, presumably I would end up with more guinea pigs than I can cope with.
I wonder if they make dildos for guinea pigs?
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They do. It’s called a Jack Rabbit. Seriously.
TT – I am glad you know about these things, because I certainly don’t. I must have led a sheltered life?
You had a wonder about dildos and lesbians and you didn’t contact me?
Tut tut.
Hey GD you’re the one that raised the subject of lesbians, dildos and Cavies. Or is it Caveys. I suppose it depends how old she is. The G Pig that is.
So Maxi is a lesbian, huh ?
TT:
What can I say? I’m some what of an expert on the subject.
Do they have frizzy hair and disappointing breasts?
Hey GD, can’t you get out to the shed and see if you can knock something up for Minnie. Then you can test it out on her – after all that’s what they’re for anyway!
GP – Gay Pride? She’ll be having her own festival before you know it!
I have no intention of knocking anything up for Minnie for fear of what she might knock up with it.
Anyway, I just fed the lot of them some leaves from my latest crop. They are sooooo happy, man!
I wonder how many google searches this topic is going to effect?
I believe it possible that a lot of stuff that passes for governance in Dáil Eireann is more probably the carry-on of Fianna Fáil Ministers trying to avoid getting caught up in the downfall of the lesbitch Harney.
Guinea pig? What fun is a guinea pg? What other animals do you have there paps?
Kerryview – Have you any use for five llamas and three goats? Fucking things are destroying the garden.
Site looks fine headrambles – look I can even comment on it
Thanks for that Joe, but you landed on the wrong page.
Fuck!