Comments on: Rampant sex every hour

By: Grandad

Grandad — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:06:31 +0000

Sighs – Send me your address and I’ll pop them in an envelope to you. And I know you’re not toys. You can take the batteries out of toys.

By: sighs

sighs — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:08:24 +0000

Wow that’s one sexy babe man – can you give her my number?
BTW we pigs aren’t toys mofo. Is a nuclear weapon a toy?
You watching us? Dude – we are watching you – monkey boy.

By: K8

K8 — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:05:56 +0000

*sigh* It’s Fuzz!
I keep telling you… Fizz was actually Christened FUZZ, an abbreviated form of ‘Fuzzy’. You must be giving her a wicked identity crisis, no wonder she’s not in the mood.
Although – it could always be Fizz, short for Fizzgig from the Dark Crystal. Yes okay Fizz it is then. We shall change her title by deedpole. We’ll have to think of an extension for it to make up for her discomfort. Like Zoe, formally named Zozimus StJohn D’ Montfort, the proudest Jack Russell on the block.

By: Brianf

Brianf — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:27:56 +0000

I did some recearch…..I love Mary Coghlan! She;s the shizzle!

By: Grandad

Grandad — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:03:14 +0000

Geri – That’s the problem. She has a furry little toy [Fizz]. The latter is not too happy going a toygirl.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:01:45 +0000

Brianf – Decided [belatedly] that it wasn’t up to standard. Missing your pin-up?

By: Brianf

Brianf — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:57:21 +0000

What happened to Mary Coughlan?

By: Geri Atric

Geri Atric — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:56:35 +0000

Ah, poor frustrated minnie. How about giving her a little cuddly toy animal to fool around with? You know, like budgies have those plastic coloured bird things on a spring, fixed to their perches to kiss and jump on and chatter to. I don’t suppose minnie would mind what species it is, as long as it’s soft and willing – and if it had a squeaky noise inside too, well… minnie bliss! Hopefully.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:43:56 +0000

Rhodester – Age? Fair enough. Height? Spot on. Bald???? You must be kidding? And as to the weight? You could knock nearly 100lbs off!!

By: rhodester

rhodester — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:04:17 +0000

I’m surprised you’ve had time to observe all of this, given how busy you’ve been here in the states – http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/11/04/georgia.serial.bank.robber/index.html