Time to evacuate

Grandad December 20th, 2009

I was going to write an insightful piece today about an article in the Sunday Times about blogging in Ireland.

Then I toyed with the idea of doing my own counter-article.

But I am too fucking cold.

There is a gale blowing in through the broken window [I know I should have fixed it, but Herself claims she knows nothing about glazing] and I swear three castrated brass monkeys just walked past outside.  The snow is beginning to drift up against the leg of the table.

The car is still a bit iffy, so the village is out.  All I have in the house is a spare can of Guinness.  Knickers.

I think it is about time to cash in on the time of year.

I think I may just wander around to a neighbour’s house with my can of Guinness and wish them Season’s Greetings.

Of course the poor saps will feel obliged to invite me in. 

They usually have a warm house.

And a grand stock of drink.

Heh!

6 Responses to “Time to evacuate”

  1. tt UNITED STATESon 20 Dec 2009 at 4:03 pm

    They reckon 44F and sunny here today. A nice afternoon to sit in the pub and look out the window. Plenty of Guinness there to be had at $5.50 a pint . The theivin’ Hibernian bastards !

  2. Grandad IRELANDon 20 Dec 2009 at 4:34 pm

    TT – 32F here [or lower] and the sun is setting.  And fuck you with your €3.80 for a pint of Black.  Mind you – it is that piss we export!  Heh!!

  3. Kae Verens IRELANDon 20 Dec 2009 at 6:16 pm

    hmm… sounds like a plan. I wonder who I should visit.

    oh – hang on – some fecker’s knocking at the door with a can in his hand.

    ….ah shite….
    Kae Verens´s last brainfart .. novelrank

  4. tt UNITED STATESon 20 Dec 2009 at 6:56 pm

    Works out about the same price according to the on line cuirency convertor.

  5. Grandad IRELANDon 20 Dec 2009 at 7:39 pm

    Kae – That was a nice malt you have had there.  Thanks.

    TT – You’re paying €3.80 and we are paying €4 ++ ??  And we make the stuff here???  No transport costs?

  6. tt UNITED STATESon 20 Dec 2009 at 7:52 pm

    We are expected to pay a tip as well. 15% minimum. Which puts it at what? 4.5 Euros? I tell you a pub has to be a good business over here where the customer pays the staffs wages. The owner has to pay them only $2.30? an hour, when the minimum wage is suppose to be $7.25.

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