Comments on: How to commit suicide http://www.headrambles.com/2009/12/28/how-to-commit-suicide/ Rambles around the head of an Irish Grandad Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:57:38 +0000 hourly 1 By: Grandad http://www.headrambles.com/2009/12/28/how-to-commit-suicide/comment-page-1/#comment-29005 Grandad Thu, 30 Jun 2011 00:57:56 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2009/12/28/how-to-commit-suicide/#comment-29005 <p>Hi Consuela.  Indeed I do enjoy a chuckle but that doesn't mean I cannot be serious.</p> <p>I cannot tell you if there is a guaranteed painless method, and probably wouldn't if I could.  I just could not do that for you or to you.</p> <p>Now I don't know anything about you, and you don't know anything about me, so I cannot expect you to take advice from me.What I would plead with you to do is to talk to somebody you do know.  I cannot believe that there isn't a single person who doesn't care about you?  Is there not someone whose life you would also destroy if you go through with this?</p> <p>Please talk to someone, Consuela.</p> <p>Please?</p> Hi Consuela.  Indeed I do enjoy a chuckle but that doesn’t mean I cannot be serious.

I cannot tell you if there is a guaranteed painless method, and probably wouldn’t if I could.  I just could not do that for you or to you.

Now I don’t know anything about you, and you don’t know anything about me, so I cannot expect you to take advice from me.What I would plead with you to do is to talk to somebody you do know.  I cannot believe that there isn’t a single person who doesn’t care about you?  Is there not someone whose life you would also destroy if you go through with this?

Please talk to someone, Consuela.

Please?

]]> By: consuela http://www.headrambles.com/2009/12/28/how-to-commit-suicide/comment-page-1/#comment-29004 consuela Thu, 30 Jun 2011 00:23:36 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2009/12/28/how-to-commit-suicide/#comment-29004 You seem to encourage non serious persons.  I am determined to do this just need to know guaranteed painless method. You seem to encourage non serious persons.  I am determined to do this just need to know guaranteed painless method.

]]> By: Grandad http://www.headrambles.com/2009/12/28/how-to-commit-suicide/comment-page-1/#comment-23549 Grandad Sat, 27 Mar 2010 00:29:28 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2009/12/28/how-to-commit-suicide/#comment-23549 <p>Robert - I have heard of 'suicide by cop' but 'suicide by commentor'?  Hah!</p> Robert – I have heard of ‘suicide by cop’ but ‘suicide by commentor’?  Hah!

]]> By: robert http://www.headrambles.com/2009/12/28/how-to-commit-suicide/comment-page-1/#comment-23540 robert Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:26:06 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2009/12/28/how-to-commit-suicide/#comment-23540 I'd tell you...but then I'd have to kill you! I’d tell you…but then I’d have to kill you!

]]> By: Grandad http://www.headrambles.com/2009/12/28/how-to-commit-suicide/comment-page-1/#comment-22106 Grandad Fri, 01 Jan 2010 00:26:02 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2009/12/28/how-to-commit-suicide/#comment-22106 Indeed, it's a serious topic Duncan, and thanks for writing.  I have had my moments in the distant past, and all I can say is that if I had taken The Final Step, I would have missed out on a great life [so far].  I like the idea of robbing the bank though [*shelves the idea for when I'm 95*] Indeed, it’s a serious topic Duncan, and thanks for writing.  I have had my moments in the distant past, and all I can say is that if I had taken The Final Step, I would have missed out on a great life [so far].  I like the idea of robbing the bank though [*shelves the idea for when I'm 95*]

]]> By: Duncan(eire 25m) http://www.headrambles.com/2009/12/28/how-to-commit-suicide/comment-page-1/#comment-22083 Duncan(eire 25m) Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:21:00 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2009/12/28/how-to-commit-suicide/#comment-22083 All jokes aside although they are funny over the last 8 years Aunty/friends brother - unsuccessful pills 2 friends(went to school with them) - successful hanging(cocaine related depression) 2 friends(work/friend of a friend) - successful cocaine OD Mates da -successful hanging 2 slit wrists(friend of a friend/friend of cousin) - unsuccessfully Hanging 3 - successes cocaine overdoses not sure if they even meant it - 2 successes hanging yourself seems to be the way forward although if your going to slit your wrists slit up the artery and not across it although it is much more painfully there will be a much higher rate of success numbing the wrists with freezing cold thenhot water is optional. Forget pills if you wanna OD get a big ounce of cocaine should do the trick may be expensive but get it on tick sure you wont have to worry about paying for it once your dead. You may think I'm bullshitting but this info is from personal experiences with suicide I was looking for a link on the current rate of suicide in little old Eire and found this. Not sure which way id go but id like it to be a bang try robbing a big bank with a bomb strapped to you its a win win situation. Remember if you have noting to loose you have everything to gain if your suicidal life can only get better. Those who have had unsuccessful attempts are still alive today. All jokes aside although they are funny over the last 8 years

Aunty/friends brother – unsuccessful pills
2 friends(went to school with them) – successful hanging(cocaine related depression)
2 friends(work/friend of a friend) – successful cocaine OD
Mates da -successful hanging
2 slit wrists(friend of a friend/friend of cousin) – unsuccessfully

Hanging 3 – successes
cocaine overdoses not sure if they even meant it – 2 successes

hanging yourself seems to be the way forward

although if your going to slit your wrists slit up the artery and not across it although it is much more painfully there will be a much higher rate of success numbing the wrists with freezing cold thenhot water is optional.

Forget pills if you wanna OD get a big ounce of cocaine should do the trick may be expensive but get it on tick sure you wont have to worry about paying for it once your dead.

You may think I’m bullshitting but this info is from personal experiences with suicide I was looking for a link on the current rate of suicide in little old Eire and found this.

Not sure which way id go but id like it to be a bang try robbing a big bank with a bomb strapped to you its a win win situation.

Remember if you have noting to loose you have everything to gain if your suicidal life can only get better. Those who have had unsuccessful attempts are still alive today.

]]> By: Grandad http://www.headrambles.com/2009/12/28/how-to-commit-suicide/comment-page-1/#comment-22057 Grandad Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:56:36 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2009/12/28/how-to-commit-suicide/#comment-22057 <p>Mick - I wonder what the broadband is like UP There?  Heavenly, I would imagine?</p> Mick – I wonder what the broadband is like UP There?  Heavenly, I would imagine?

]]> By: mick http://www.headrambles.com/2009/12/28/how-to-commit-suicide/comment-page-1/#comment-22049 mick Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:29:13 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2009/12/28/how-to-commit-suicide/#comment-22049 I have strange visions of GD blogging from the after-life! Wonder what the 'local' climate 'll be like then! PS: Not in any hurry to be haunted! :-) .-= mick´s last brainfart .. <a href="http://diaspora.ie/starship/2009/12/doughty-hanson/" rel="nofollow">Doughty Hanson</a> =-. I have strange visions of GD blogging from the after-life! Wonder what the ‘local’ climate ‘ll be like then!

PS: Not in any hurry to be haunted! :-)
.-= mick´s last brainfart .. Doughty Hanson =-.

]]> By: Grandad http://www.headrambles.com/2009/12/28/how-to-commit-suicide/comment-page-1/#comment-22046 Grandad Tue, 29 Dec 2009 14:59:15 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2009/12/28/how-to-commit-suicide/#comment-22046 <p>Jay - Thanks!  :)  I try not to be too depressing......</p> Jay – Thanks!  :)   I try not to be too depressing……

]]> By: Jay http://www.headrambles.com/2009/12/28/how-to-commit-suicide/comment-page-1/#comment-22045 Jay Tue, 29 Dec 2009 13:05:10 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2009/12/28/how-to-commit-suicide/#comment-22045 Hahahahahaha! This is one of the funniest posts I've read for a long time! ROFL!! " ... and that is a thought that would quite frankly make me want to kill myself" " ... and anyway the smell would just make me think I was on my way to work. Depressing." Those are my two favourite, laugh-out-loud moments, but the Rugby players are pretty damned good, too. So are the comments! I'm adding you to my news feed. Hahahahahaha! This is one of the funniest posts I’ve read for a long time! ROFL!!

” … and that is a thought that would quite frankly make me want to kill myself”

” … and anyway the smell would just make me think I was on my way to work. Depressing.”

Those are my two favourite, laugh-out-loud moments, but the Rugby players are pretty damned good, too. So are the comments!

I’m adding you to my news feed.

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