Out of the mouth of babes
Grandad January 1st, 2010
Herself has just read my little musing from earlier today.
“You’re very rude” says she.
“Me? Never!” says I.
“You’ll get into trouble calling the Pope a fucker” says she.
“I didn’t say it,” says I. “Blame God”.
“Anyway, you won’t get many comments. Everyone is off getting pissed.” says she with impeccable logic.
She has a point.
I’m snowed in today. No chance of going anywhere. The roads are all closed. There is only one thing to do.
Our Puppychild has the right idea.
She got pissed as a newt at Christmas. Fucking champagne, if you don’t mind!
When I was her age, I had to make do with whiskey.
- Rambles
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Happy new year Grandad !
SeamusKeleher´s last brainfart .. New Year
You too, Seamus!!
“Pissed as a newt?” Where DO you get these idiotic expressions?
Oh.. Puppychild after a glass or two? Sorry. Very nice.
rhodester´s last brainfart .. It’s 2010, would you like me to hold your hair back?
From the English language, RhodesTer. But you Americans wouldn’t know about that?
And Puppychild was on her fifth or sixth at that stage, as far as I remember….
All I got was Guinness froth!! Boooo.
K8´s last brainfart .. I’ll have a virgin scotch on the rocks, please.
K8 – And who have you got to blame for that?
ahh happy new year granddad hope all goes well for you and the family in 2010. I love the photo of puppy child its so cute. I also managed to get a copy of headrambles the book as a xmas gift and im loving every page of it. I espcially love the tips on drinking your first guinness. that page will come in very happy for my cousins they are irish americans and they havent tried to the stuff yet. So the tips that you gave in the book well come in very handy.
Vicky Rogers´s last brainfart .. calm down stressarella
And a Happy New Year to you too Vicky. Puppychild is a bit of a pet all right, and very funny when she is arseholes drunk. Glad you like the book.
[*thinks - that's 5 sold. Yippee"]