Cold

January 5th, 2010

Jayzus, but I’m cold.

There is about an inch of snow covering solid ice on the ground, and I keep falling over.

There are icicles everywhere.

The thermometer is unusable, because it is frozen over and I can’t see what it says.

There is only one consolation……

It’s even colder outdoors.

11 Responses to “Cold”

  1. tt UNITED STATESon 05 Jan 2010 at 5:55 pm

    It’s climate change at work. You ain’t seen nuthin’ yet.

  2. Grandad IRELANDon 05 Jan 2010 at 5:58 pm

    TT – Aw, fuck!!  You mean it’s going to get even colder?

  3. tt UNITED STATESon 05 Jan 2010 at 6:45 pm

    Yes. When the Gulf stream breaks down. Think Labrador. I just got some photos from a cousin in England. The canal is frozen over for the first time in memory.

  4. D on 05 Jan 2010 at 7:24 pm

    they used to call it the weather back in more sane time’s with out any tacted on dooms day bull

    ah i miss those days apperently its the coldest winter since 1981 or somesuch

  5. Jennikybooky IRELANDon 05 Jan 2010 at 9:00 pm

    Did anyone else hear on the radio this morning that sales of thermal underwear have gone up by 1000% ?
    .-= Jennikybooky´s last brainfart .. Week Thirteen =-.

  6. Grandad IRELANDon 05 Jan 2010 at 9:47 pm

    TT – The climate ‘experts’ now say that it is very unlikely that the Gulf Stream will break down, so you are probably right.  Shit!

    D – I remember ’81.  I don’t remember it lasting this long though.  There was just more snow.  Mind you – we ain’t done yet!!

    Jennikybooky – Bloody Hell!!  I didn’t think I bought that much?

  7. Mick on 06 Jan 2010 at 3:13 am

    I heard the minister for the environment has a solution – apparently we have to ‘grit our teeth’! :-)
    .-= Mick´s last brainfart .. Fastnet Line – The Julia =-.

  8. Grandad IRELANDon 06 Jan 2010 at 3:27 am

    That’s all very well, but I’m out of grit.  Does anyone have an address in Spain where I can order some?

  9. King's Bard IRELANDon 06 Jan 2010 at 12:18 pm

    You’ve got to hand it to gormless Gormley and his Green friends…the global warming has been stopped in its tracks since they joined the Gubmint.

  10. tt UNITED STATESon 06 Jan 2010 at 3:41 pm

    “Unlikely” you say. Well, that’s just peachy. No problem then, we can all sleep soundly in our beds.

  11. Grandad IRELANDon 06 Jan 2010 at 4:28 pm

    Amazing how the Gulf Stream is affecting Korea, China and the US as well?  ;)

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