Comments on: Just follow the instructions

By: johnie

johnie — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 16:29:59 +0000

talking about idiots, on the radio here today they has some farmer from gloucestershire talking about milk supplies being lost due to road conditions and trucks not being able to deliver etc

Farmer l”I had to pour down the drain (insert howerver many hundred gizillion litres here) today, it brought a tear to my eye just thinking about the waste!”…..

DJ “sure there is no point in crying over spilt milk is there?” ……

Farmer “eh?”

By: Grandad

Grandad — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:17:07 +0000

Blackwatertown – Have you been bugging my house again?

Geri – You drive off cliffs? Maybe you need a SatNav? Heh!

By: Geri Atric

Geri Atric — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 09:41:15 +0000

I drive like that without a SatNav……what??!!

By: blackwatertown

blackwatertown — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 03:54:58 +0000

Perhaps a simple command from the satnav: Catch yourself on and go home. If they follow blindly they’d end up back where they started and save the rest of us some trouble.

But more importantly, have been here http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

I think you’d like it.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 00:39:37 +0000

TT - I don't go for conspiracy theories. They are all a conspiracy to divert us from the truth.

Ian - I rest my case. People are idiots.

K8 - I wondered why there was an antler in that 'lamb' you served the other night.

By: K8

K8 — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 00:35:38 +0000

My SatNav once told me to drive from Kenilworth to Bray via Johnny Fox’s. I’m glad it did… I bumped into a herd of deer and scored me some dinner for the weekend.
.-= K8´s last brainfart .. How to deal with tattoo dislikers =-.

By: Ian

Ian — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 21:24:53 +0000

A friend in Scotland lives at the end of a boreen that leads to a field behind his house – drivers following SatNav instructions actually drive into the field and are indignant at being told it is the wrong way.

By: tt

tt — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 19:52:30 +0000

Ahhhh, a conspiracy theory ? You should check out Jesse Ventura’s TV series. It’s on truTV. Right up your alley.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:24:36 +0000

TT - They are great fun. You'll find a use for it!! Just think before following all instruction though??

By: tt

tt — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:13:39 +0000

I got a GPS for Xmas. “Magellan,” I think. No use to me as I never go anywhere. I wish they had been invented many moons ago, though. I can think of when it would have come in real handy.