Breathe the fresh air

Grandad January 16th, 2010

You have to love this country.

Last November [a mere few weeks ago] the country was washed out with floods.  Hundreds of thousands of acres were awash, and God knows how many homes were destroyed.  From Dublin, through Kildare, right down the Shannon and Cork was nothing but water.  Night after night, all we saw on the news was images of people being boated from their drowned homes.

The country ground to a standstill.

Then came The Freeze.

We had a few snow flurries, and the roads froze.  Cars, buses, taxis and trains slithered to a halt.  No one had any salt for the roads so fuck all was done.  I don’t know why they couldn’t use grit?  There were dozens of quarries offering the stuff for nothing, but the councils insisted on salt for some reason.  Grit did its job perfectly up to a few years ago, but apparently salt is in fashion so that was the way we were told we had to go.  The government ordered tons of salt, but because of international demand, there wasn’t any.

The country ground to a standstill.

Then came the thaw.

Temperatures have [relatively] soared in the last couple of days, and the only place you’ll find ice now is in Tracey’s vodka down in the pub.  The snow has gone, and the roads have cleared.  The tens of thousands of tons of salt have arrived now that we don’t want the stuff.

Guess what?

We are out of water.

The country that was up to its neck in floods a few short weeks ago is rationing water. Fucking hell!  They reckon it will be weeks before reservoirs are up to safe levels.  Swathes of our capitol city have been cut off and people are collecting their supplies in buckets from tankers.  Companies, schools and shops have had to shut because they are dry.  It is truly a case of “water, water, everywhere, but not a drop to drink”. People are buying bottled water to top up their cisterns. 

Nobody can afford to wash.

Truly, this country stinks.

6 Responses to “Breathe the fresh air”

  1. Primal Sneeze IRELANDon 16 Jan 2010 at 4:17 pm

    And the power cuts. Don’t forget those.
    Primal Sneeze´s last brainfart .. Kildare County Councillor’s Junkets 2009

  2. Grandad IRELANDon 16 Jan 2010 at 4:25 pm

    I didn’t hear about those.  You see, we didn’t have radio or television because of power cuts.

  3. Mick on 16 Jan 2010 at 5:11 pm

    and the pot-holes! But at least they’re useful for washing in!
    :-)
    Mick´s last brainfart .. Amhran na bhFiann

  4. Grandad IRELANDon 16 Jan 2010 at 5:14 pm

    Yes.  They are great for collecting much needed water.  It’s a pain though having a bath in one, if it in a bus-lane.

  5. Captain Con on 16 Jan 2010 at 7:22 pm

    Bad news for Herself. It’ll be down to the river and beating Grandads kecks off the rocks like in the early days.

    Ah well I suppose it gets her out of the house:)

  6. Grandad IRELANDon 16 Jan 2010 at 8:45 pm

    Cap’n – She doesn’t moan.  Or if she does, I ignore it.  She needs the exercise.

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