National crisis averted
Grandad January 25th, 2010
Isn’t it fucking typical?
Only yesterday I wrote about my great broadband.
How did they thank me? They fucking cut me off! I had no sooner uploaded my latest work of genius when my connection failed.
I sat and cleaned my fingernails, and then picked my nose for a while, and eventually the connection came back.
Dashed inconvenient, what?
Everything is motoring along smoothly and then what happens?
A fucking network problem. My precious site was dead.
Personally I’m not too concerned, but so many people rely on Head Rambles for vital information. It’s only when I look at the searches that people use to find my site that I realise what an important public service I fulfill. “hannah montana giving blow job” or “smoking dog turds”? These people need help [in more ways than one].
It’s back now.
I just hope that “heard neighbours sex wet leg bound” finds what he is looking for.
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I’m not owning up to “Hannah Montana giving blow job” but I wouldn’t mind seeing her smoking dog turds.
not twitter´s last brainfart .. Jolie and Pitt split, oh sh*t
You know Hannah was just over to the house the other night and she…
Well, I don’t want to unduly excite you, son.
Oh – did you know your half-brother is also over here and started himself blog a ways back? He’s not quite as cantankerous as you, but he sure does swear more…
Doc´s last brainfart .. Please Stand By
You know, I put “heard neighbours sex wet leg bound” into a Google search and this post came up as the top two results. Ad you just posted the damn thing today. And yet I get this strange idea that “heard neighbours sex wet leg bound” was not in “Google Trends” top 20 search phrases for today?
50mb broadband….mmmmmmquick…lovely dirty north…
manuel´s last brainfart .. Morrizzey
Not Twitter – There is no need to be shy. There is nothing that wrong about wanting to see the Montana kid play the Uileann Pipes?
Kirk M – I seem to have a very good relationship with Google. Quite often I do a search for “Headrambles” to find what I am going to be writing about. They often have it indexed before I even write it, which saves me a lot of trouble.
We felt that your fingernails were in need of a good cleaning and your nose a good picking, so we axed your ‘net for a time. Sorry, but was the only way to get you to perform these needed chores.
rhodester´s last brainfart .. God Hates Gaga? Say it ain’t so!
You net connection was down for a bit longer then was planned. The tap the CIA was putting in was conflicting with one from MI5. Finally they took them both out and agreed to use a third one from the NSA.
Manuel – Fuck off. I hate gloaters. I should have let you in my spam folder, where I found you.
RhodesTer – All you had to fucking do was ask. There is no need for extreme measures.
Jim C – I might have known the CIA were involved. How do they always manage to screw everything up?
Hey Doc! I just found you in my spam folder too. I had a look at Half Bro’s site – fuck me! He’s even older than me! I’ll be keeping an eye on him.