To my Valentine

February 14th, 2010

Some mornings I feel quite stiff when I wake up.

I have found that one answer to this little problem is to partake in some vigorous exercise.

Invariably at times like this, my thoughts turn to my true love.

She always provides the solution.

14 Responses to “To my Valentine”

  1. Jennikybooky ITALYon 14 Feb 2010 at 3:40 pm

    Grandad you’ve a lovely singing voice!

  2. Brianf UNITED STATESon 14 Feb 2010 at 5:27 pm

    OK, My mother (rest her blessed soul) had a cousin named Bolen. He was editor-in-chief of the Reading Eagle newspaper in Reading, Pa. Sharon is also in the news business.
    Coincidence? I think not!
    .-= Brianf´s last brainfart .. Kittens =-.

  3. Brianf UNITED STATESon 14 Feb 2010 at 5:28 pm

    btw, I’d do her too.
    .-= Brianf´s last brainfart .. Kittens =-.

  4. Grandad IRELANDon 14 Feb 2010 at 5:42 pm

    Jennikybooky – Thank you.  I think Herself has been putting something in the tea again.

    Brianf – That really is an amazing coincidence!  In fact it is beyond coincidence to the point of being surreal.  And you can fuck off.  She’s MINE.  D’you hear?  ALL MINE.

  5. J Gormley, Dublin on 14 Feb 2010 at 9:33 pm

    She needs to ease up on the eye makeup Groandad. Looks like a panda staring out of a cellar.

  6. K8 IRELANDon 14 Feb 2010 at 11:22 pm

    (Groandad – heehee)
    .-= K8´s last brainfart .. Valentine musings from the overworked and underpaid =-.

  7. manuel UNITED KINGDOMon 14 Feb 2010 at 11:34 pm

    some mornings?

    oh dear….
    .-= manuel´s last brainfart .. Bobbins! =-.

  8. Kirk M UNITED STATESon 15 Feb 2010 at 12:18 am

    Hey BrianF, not if I get to her first.

    @K8 – Haven’t heard of “Groandad” before? Think he was dubbed that moniker a month or so ago. Not by me of course. I actually have some respect bonehead guy.
    .-= Kirk M´s last brainfart .. Thank you for your patience =-.

  9. Grandad IRELANDon 15 Feb 2010 at 2:38 am

    Gormless – The last time you had a good looking woman hanging around you, you let her make a right eejit of ya! Hah!!

    K8 – Yes? Want to make something of it?

    Manuel – OK, so I played down my hand a bit. I don’t want you children feeling inadequate.

    Kirk M – You can get in the fucking queue. Not that there is any point in hanging around all the time she has me.

  10. kerryview IRELANDon 15 Feb 2010 at 11:45 am

    Just like yourself I usually find it hard in the morning.

    However I find Claire Byrne on Newstalk’s Breakfast Show does the trick.
    .-= kerryview´s last brainfart .. Northern Ireland, Who Cares? =-.

  11. Grandad IRELANDon 15 Feb 2010 at 11:51 am

    Does she call around to your place? That’s dedication….

  12. kerryview IRELANDon 15 Feb 2010 at 11:59 am

    She gives wonderful head(phone)s.

    Distance merely adds to the moment – I think that’s what she meant.
    .-= kerryview´s last brainfart .. Northern Ireland, Who Cares? =-.

  13. Holemaster IRELANDon 16 Feb 2010 at 12:46 am

    *Jesus, how long does a comment have to be?*

  14. Grandad IRELANDon 16 Feb 2010 at 12:57 am

    Obviously that was long enough?  This isn’t fucking Twitter, you know?

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