Favours or not as the case may be

February 23rd, 2010

I have no objection to doing a favour, particularly if the price is right.

There are limits though.  That Other Eejit had the fucking gall to ask me if he could use my site to write a post about his site.  I told him to fuck off.

Most of you will probably not be aware of his site.  I think it is an invaluable site for the simple reason that it is a benchmark that marks the bottom dregs of the web world.  Compared to that site, any other effort shines.  He provides the ultimate example on how not to write a site, and for that alone, the world owes him a debt of gratitude.  Heh!

For the last couple of days, he has been moping around the place complaining that no one ever visits, and he has discovered that it’s because the search engines won’t refer anyone to it.  He has never had a single visit as a result of a search.  Who says search engines aren’t intelligent?  Hah!  He wanted to write here to ask peoples advice and that’s when I threw him out.  I told him that if he wanted to ask for help, he should do it on his own site [where no one will ever see it] and he got very upset.

Of course the reason no one ever visits his site is very simple, though I’m not going to tell him.

Every time he’s not looking, I take his site down.

9 Responses to “Favours or not as the case may be”

  1. tt UNITED STATESon 23 Feb 2010 at 6:14 pm

    Take him to the blog awards “The Bloggies?” Might give him a lift.

  2. Captain Haddock UNITED KINGDOMon 23 Feb 2010 at 7:20 pm

    I wonder .. will this be the basis for the next Hollywood Block-buster ? ….. “Web-Wars” the Movie ? .. PMSL

    You tell ‘im Grandad .. cheeky git ..

  3. Grandad IRELANDon 23 Feb 2010 at 7:35 pm

    TT – Why?  He would be completely out of his depth and a total embarrassment.  I have standards to maintain.

    Cap’n Haddock – It’s more likely to be a case of ‘High Noon’.

  4. cardi UNITED KINGDOMon 23 Feb 2010 at 8:20 pm

    What’s he expect – doesn’t take a f*/!$n expert to work out why you’re ahead in the stakes, eh?

  5. Captain Haddock UNITED KINGDOMon 23 Feb 2010 at 9:03 pm

    Go get ‘im Grandad .. Lol

    Its why I don’t have a Blog of my own .. there are loads of brilliant ones out there (and some crap too) .. but I know when to leave well alone .. Ha ha

    My creative talents (such as they are) lie in other directions .. Heh heh …

  6. manuel UNITED KINGDOMon 24 Feb 2010 at 12:26 am

    charge him….simple..obviously i will be looking 10%…i am a waiter after all
    .-= manuel´s last brainfart .. True Story =-.

  7. Grandad IRELANDon 24 Feb 2010 at 12:51 am

    I would love to charge him.  I’m just waiting for him to cross the line so I can charge him with a decent crime.

  8. Bernard UNITED KINGDOMon 24 Feb 2010 at 4:59 pm

    Hi Old Cock.
    Charge him with a decent crime? I’ve just taken a look at his stuff; it’s bloody criminal!

  9. Grandad IRELANDon 24 Feb 2010 at 7:00 pm

    What can I get him for?  Defacing the Interweb?

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