Comments on: Einstein and Saturday

By: Dessiegee

Dessiegee — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 15:29:38 +0000

Think the older you get the more naps/sleeps you have so there is less time in the day to be killed….

By: Grandad

Grandad — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 13:45:55 +0000

Listen, you lot. I know you are only trying to confuse me. Please don't bother as I am confused enough.

Some of your ideas are frankly upsetting. I am not concerned as to whether I am the result of a Big Bang, but I confess I am a little worried at the theory that I may eventually reverse in age. What the fuck happens when I reach age zero? That thought is a little disturbing, to say the least.

One way or another, I am more than a little pissed off.

It's fucking Saturday AGAIN.

By: Captain Con

Captain Con — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 13:29:46 +0000

Over on Twenty Major’s blog there is a search facility on the forum where you can search new or recent posts.

Sometimes if you use that facility it returns a message saying ‘search took 0.00 seconds’. This is astounding.

I have alerted forum members to this phenomenon but to date they remain singularly unimpressed.

If only Flann O’Brien were alive. I don’t know what he’d make of it.

By: cardi

cardi — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 08:11:07 +0000

Waited for this moment – it’s Saturday again, “Retired One”

By: Sean

Sean — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 01:39:39 +0000

There's only one time thats important and thats closing time... .-= Sean´s last brainfart .. Buried Treasure =-.

By: tt

tt — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 01:34:15 +0000

Infinity? I prefer Lexus.

By: paulo1

paulo1 — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 23:45:42 +0000

What about the frog who has to hop across the road but for metaphysical reasons, not relevant here, can only hop half the distance of each previous hop. Does he ever reach the other side or does a big uncaring God in his gigantic Hummer with the twenty inch spinner wheels turn him into a green crepe? Worth thinking about I would say. Or not.

By: Ian

Ian — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 22:54:12 +0000

Do not fear, Grandad.

Spacetime being a single continuum – when the universe reaches the point where the gravity at the middle is stronger than the momentum carrying the universe outwards, everything will reverse – the Big Bang will be followed by the Big Crunch. As spacetime is one, the time we experience on the outward journey will be experienced in reverse on the inward journey – you will live your life again, but backwards.

By: tt

tt — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 22:42:00 +0000

Also time travels in more than one direction. The present,whatever that is, is influenced by the future as well as the past.
p.s. Happy to see yall………………… p’rapsnot.

By: john ongena

john ongena — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 20:44:08 +0000

I just finished reading your dissertation on “time travel” and realized that I missed Thursday and St.Patrick’s day seems like last week or was it and where in the hell did all my Jameson go? Damn it Grandad where you just in my stash? Help me I’m going to the light with out a pint of the black in my hand, shite!