Irish Blog Awards to be a disaster

March 26th, 2010

I waited until the last moment before making my decision.

The decision is made.

I had every hope of attending the Irish Blog Awards tomorrow night, but due to circumstances beyond my control, I have to pull out.  That reminds me of the other night with Sharon, but that’s another story.

I know I am a finalist in the Best Blog Post category [kindly sponsored by KRO IT Solutions – have to say that], but I don’t think I will win.  In fact I have my money on one of the others, which I think is a brilliant post.  I’m not saying which one, but I will be rooting for them from afar.

I know the night is going to be a disaster in my absence.  There are going to be lots of frustrated women, and a lot of bewildered blokes looking for someone to point them in the direction of the bar, but these things just can’t be helped.  Life just deals a shit card sometimes.  There is always next year….

Incidentally, I have two tickets to the awards.

Anyone want them?

Transport and accommodation not included.

10 Responses to “Irish Blog Awards to be a disaster”

  1. robert IRELANDon 26 Mar 2010 at 2:41 pm

    I knew it was going to be a disaster when I found out I couldn’t make it either. ;)

  2. cathy on 26 Mar 2010 at 3:02 pm

    oh, that’s it then, I’m certainly not going to go now… a disaster of such proportions would surely be painful to watch.

  3. tt UNITED STATESon 26 Mar 2010 at 4:16 pm

    I will take the tickets if you can get them to postpone the event a couple of weeks. Shouldn’t be a problem if you tell them I’m a Boondock Saint.

  4. Grandad IRELANDon 26 Mar 2010 at 5:14 pm

    It looks like all the important people aren’t going so?

    Disaster.

    TT – I doubt it.  It’s very difficult controlling an ignorant rabble, and half them are already down there by now.  There would be mayhem if anyone tried to send them home again.

  5. kerryview IRELANDon 26 Mar 2010 at 5:54 pm

    ahh! I knew I was right all along. Just because I am not going you decided to follow suit. I was so looking forward to knocking back the pints and black bushes and slaggin the ass off everyone else.

    But I don’t want to. Whats the whole point of tweeting and blogging if you have to meet the other eejits who also blog and tweet. Might as well go to the pub.

    Far better to sit here, tweet, blog, dronk, eat and listen to my music than have to listen to the twitterati and bloggerati.

    You are very circumspect about your circumstances.
    .-= kerryview´s last brainfart .. Passport Office Dummies =-.

  6. Grandad IRELANDon 26 Mar 2010 at 6:45 pm

    Kerryview – Your problem is that you don’t want people to discover that you can’t handle your drink.  Am I being circumspect?  Maybe I am joining the circus, or measuring Herself’s circumference?  Maybe I don’t want to talk about the circumcision?  Or maybe I have a really hot date I don’t want to break?

  7. Martin NETHERLANDSon 26 Mar 2010 at 9:57 pm

    Ah fuck that Grandad, that’s it then, if you’re not going, neither am I.

    Flights, train, and hotel cancelled now.

    Solidarity.
    .-= Martin´s last brainfart .. Pressing snooze =-.

  8. Grandad IRELANDon 27 Mar 2010 at 1:22 am

    Martin – We’ll show ‘em where the real talent lies.  The place will be like a morgue without us.

  9. Quiet Reader on 28 Mar 2010 at 2:43 am

    A disaster is right! Blog Award Winners? – Yikes!
    Do you get the feeling that you don’t fit an agenda? -
    Good!

    I am sure you realize that you have won the Very Best Award. – Dedicated, thankful, witty, smart, and for the most part, decent, readers that follow your blog.
    A true reflection on you.

    Thank You, Grandad, and Congratulations!

  10. Grandad IRELANDon 28 Mar 2010 at 3:01 am

    Quiet Reader – That comment has left me feeling somewhat humbled [I think that's what it is - it's not a familiar emotion].  Thank you indeed.

    I hope you exclude Martin above who is a very worthy winner!  :)

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