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Why they want e-cigarettes banned

June 3rd, 2010

I came across yet another survey yesterday.

Over the past couple of years, I have become deeply cynical when it comes to any ‘survey’, ‘research’ or ‘reports’ as they all tend to be slanted, biased or just plain crazy.

Yesterday’s survey was done by E-Cigarette Direct, and I would normally dismiss it on the grounds that a) it’s biased, b) it’s a tiny survey [145 respondents] and c) it’s an on-line survey which is notoriously unreliable.  The reason I mention it though is because it rings true.

According to the survey, 62% of e-cigarette users said they would return to normal cigarettes if e-cigarettes were banned.

Just for a moment, assume I am a fanatical environmentalist [mwaaahahaha!!] and I decide to sell my petrol car and go for an electric one?  Let us then assume that the government bans electric cars?  What am I going to do?  Do I give up driving altogether?  No.  I go back to driving a petrol one.  It’s logical.  The same logic can equally be applied to smoking.

There is a major push to have electronic cigarettes banned.  The arguments are many but basically they boil down to “they are full of carcinogens” [which is a load of bollix] or “they encourage young people to smoke” which presumably means that sticking a white pencil in your mouth is tantamount to encouraging smoking.

The arguments against electronic cigarettes are nonsensical.  I cannot think of one single reason why they should be banned.

Well, actually I can.

You see, they are not made by the pharmaceutical companies, and this is why they are under attack.

The pharmaceutical companies want everyone to quit smoking, hence all the crazy propaganda that we have floating around these days.  However, they want people to quit by using nicotine patches or nicotine gum.  The introduction of an alternative that they don’t manufacture could cost them billions, and they will do everything in their power to stop that.

You look at just about any ‘research’ done into the effects of smoking, be it primary smoking or secondary and you will find the pharmaceuticals funding that research.

Of course the Antis will say that anyone who counters their arguments is funded by the tobacco industry.

I’m not funded by anyone.

I wish…..

The mouse that roared

June 2nd, 2010

Brian Cowen is a pathetic little bollix.

There are times though when I almost have a grudging respect for him.

Yesterday, he issued an ultimatum to Israel.  Release the Irish hostages or there will be ‘serious consequences’.

I don’t know if Biffo is aware of the fact, but Israel is a nuclear power.  They have an extremely efficient and well trained army, navy and air force.  Ireland, on the other hand has a Sopwith Camel, a navy that is currently visiting Argentina and an army that equipped with World War I surplus.  I would love to know what those ‘serious consequences’ are.  Is he secretly planning to drop a five megaton Mary Harney on them?  Is he secretly planning an invasion of Israel by Willie O’Dea?

Of course, Israel should be worried.  Biffo has proven himself quite capable of destroying a country single-handed.

Biffo is losing the run of himself altogether today.  He is warning [not asking – warning] the Israelis to leave the Irish convoy ship alone.

If they don’t comply, he’ll launch an intercontinental NAMA at them.

The end of Head Rambles

June 1st, 2010

I made a decision yesterday.

I decided to quit this site.

I decided it is a pain in the hole.  No one reads it any more apart from Sandy, and the only reason she visits is to see if I have hidden any biscuits in it.  Herself reads it from time to time, but that is only so she can check what I’m up to, and I’m not sure I want that.  One or two of you drop by, but I’m sure that is merely accidental.

I find it is a bit of a time waster too.  It takes up at least ten minutes of my valuable time every day, and at my age, I have to make the most of every minute I have left.

Soon I will be heading off on holidays, and the site will be dead in my absence anyway.  I was going to ask if anyone wanted to do some guest posting in my absence, but who the fuck would be bothered with that?

So, when all the arguments stacked up, I decided enough was enough.  After three and a half years, it’s time to call it quits.  The end of Head Rambles.

Then, this morning the cheque arrived from the advertisers, and I remembered why I write here in the first place.

Fuck!

I suppose I have to carry on.

*sigh*

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