Archive for July 14th, 2010

A chat with supershadow

July 14th, 2010

I don’t normally mock the feeble minded.

However, when they come absolutely begging for it, it is a temptation that is too hard to resist.  Heh!

I have received another mail from my ‘Caring Reader’

i just saw your article. ye all think ye are some kind of celebrity bloggers.

100 years from who will care about ‘headrambles’ or ‘maxicane’

YE ARE NOTHING MORE THAN VIRTUAL SHIPS THAT PASS IN THE NITE.

never to be seen again

supershadow.com gets thousands of hits a day. how many does you and your cabal get?

everybody wants to be me. thats right go in to facebook and search for mickey suttle and you will get loads of imitators. now try the same with ‘headrambles’ or some other obscure member of you blogroll.

people are so jealous of me they post  misinformation, just like this:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/SuperShadow

but you know what grandad –jealousy is greatest form of flattery.

Good day

M E suttle (the magnificent, the great supershadow)

i just saw your article. ye all think ye are some kind of celebrity bloggers.

Me?  A celebrity blogger?  Fuck off.  I’m just a bloke who has a life.

100 years from who will care about ‘headrambles’ or ‘maxicane’

In a hundred years from now, I doubt very much if I will give a flying shit about Headrambles.  Maybe my great great grandchildren will, but I very much doubt it.  I can’t speak for Maxi though.  You’d need to ask him directly. 

YE ARE NOTHING MORE THAN VIRTUAL SHIPS THAT PASS IN THE NITE.

Ah!  Good.  You have discovered the Caps Shift key.  You really ought to use it more often.  Especially at the beginning of sentences.  And that’s not how ‘night’ is spelt.

supershadow.com gets thousands of hits a day. how many does you and your cabal get?

I don’t know why you are concerned about supershadow.com?  It’s not your site.  It’s run by some fucking eejit in the States called Mickey Suttle.  I can’t speak for my ‘cabal’ but my traffic is quite good thanks.  Tens of thousands of hits per day.

DailyAvgStats

Maybe your little friend in the States would like to contact me and I’ll teach him how to increase traffic?

everybody wants to be me. thats right go in to facebook and search for mickey suttle and you will get loads of imitators. now try the same with ‘headrambles’ or some other obscure member of you blogroll.

Oh, sweet lamb of divine Jayzus!  If I did do a search on the web for my name, I would get thousands of results.  But then I don’t search for my name, because I have a life.  And why would anyone want to be you?  Anyone can be a tosser.  All it takes is a right hand.

people are so jealous of me they post  misinformation, just like this:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/SuperShadow

Why in the name of all that’s holy should anyone be jealous of you?  The only people who have heard of you are the people that you and your little pals have annoyed.

but you know what grandad –jealousy is greatest form of flattery.

No. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery.  Please get your facts right.  And while you are at it, could you please learn proper grammar and punctuation?  Or haven’t you come to that stage in school yet?

M E suttle (the magnificent, the great supershadow)

No.  You are not M E suttle [sic].  Mickey Suttle is a wanker in the States.  You are a wanker in Cork.  That is rather naughty of you to be using his name after you moaning about imitators.  And you should learn to be a little less modest.

Now, it’s quite a nice day, and you are on your school holidays, so I suggest you put on your Chewbacca suit and go out and play with your plastic Millennium Falcon, preferably on a main road.