Not taking the piss
Grandad July 17th, 2010
During the week, I took the piss out of the bloke in Cork who calls himself Supershadow, or Mickey Suttle.
I’m a little sorry I did that now.
You see, I thought he was just playing a bit of a game. I mean to say, no one can be serious about the crap he writes?
I received another mail during the week, and this showed how really deranged the poor chap is. I now realise I was mocking the afflicted and that is not nice. The chap needs help, not a bit of slagging.
The paranoid mind is a strange place, as the mail showed. I really am sorry for mocking him now. He seriously needs professional help, not derision.
The mail:
this is my last mail to you as you have wasted enough of my
time already.
let me clarify the following. (i have to laugh ever 20 seconds at your naivety:)
1. I am mickey suttle. i am under fbi protection due to 2 assasination attempts by star wars fans who dont like what i have to say at SS.com. (the site is constantly cyber attacked)
There have been numerous attempts to trace me via the internet so the fbi have set up a number of untracable proxy ip address’s for me wolrdwide using their foxcon31 security system. (this system is used by the Witness protection program here in america)
2. i cannot be found. even if you were to bypass the proxy you would have broken through the most advanced firewall ever created. the CIA would have you assasinated for this as foxcon31 took 20 years to design. The scandal that it could be hacked could cause a stock market crash.
3.The Ten Commandments particularly state NOT to worship other gods.This means additional gods must exist because God wouldn’t care about the imaginary.
I am one of those others. i am revered and hated in equal measure by star wars fans worldwide. my time is coming and soon you will all realise the chronological folly of your gregorian calender. the world never truly existed before 1977.
4. if you only knew the truth about the world around you.Don’t pray for a Lamborghini or receiving tons of money. Instead you should pray both night and day without ceasing and no stopping that the Imperial overlords continue to only observe our planet.
I am and will always be George Lucas’s only true friend
the fbi have demanded that i close this account so this will be our last communication until the end when you realise i am real and will demand a refund on your existence.yet it will be in vain,
Im ranting on now but for once in my life i want to be wrong about something
yours in star wars,
SS
Pretty scary? Huh?
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