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A clean post

August 2nd, 2010

There is nothing worse than a dirty computer.

In particular, I like to have a clean screen.

It is more than frustrating trying to clean a blemish out of an image, only to find that it’s not a blemish but a speck of dirt on the screen itself.

By the same token, I could slave for hours creating the perfect image but you don’t see it in all its glory.

Please….

Please….

Click here to clean your screens now.

Thanks.

15 Responses to “A clean post”

  1. # Captain Ranty UNITED KINGDOMon 02 Aug 2010 at 4:24 pm

    I left it on. By mistake.
    Little bastard is still at it.
    Awesome!
    CR.

  2. # Val on 02 Aug 2010 at 4:34 pm

    Well I’m worried about you, it is a clean post. Not a bit of effing and blinding.

  3. # tt UNITED STATESon 02 Aug 2010 at 4:49 pm

    I was fully expecting breasts.

  4. # Bucko UNITED KINGDOMon 02 Aug 2010 at 4:58 pm

    Mingin! Do you not have any cats?

  5. # Captain Haddock UNITED KINGDOMon 02 Aug 2010 at 6:44 pm

    That’s funny Grandad ..
    Do you have a link to that please ?
    I’d like to send it to my kids as an e mail attachment .. I’m sure they’d like it too ..
     
    Cheers ..

  6. # Grandad IRELANDon 02 Aug 2010 at 6:50 pm

    Ranty – I left him on for a while too.  I don’t think the little fucker ever gets tired.

    Val & TT – What the fuck are you on about?  The pair of you have me down as some kind of fucking foul mouthed sex-maniac?

    Bucko – No cats.  The dog ate them all.  Have two guinea pigs, but they are abroad on holidays at the moment.

    Haddock – The link is in the post.  N0.  That sounds wrong.  I didn’t mail it to you.  I mean the link is in the text up there  ^.

  7. # Captain Haddock UNITED KINGDOMon 02 Aug 2010 at 7:17 pm

    DUH !!!! …. :)
     
    Thanks …

  8. # Blackwatertown UNITED KINGDOMon 02 Aug 2010 at 7:41 pm

    Yeah. Thanks for that.
    I feel obliged to pass it on to other soon-to-be-bemused innocents.
    Cat-lovers in particular.

  9. # tt UNITED STATESon 02 Aug 2010 at 8:16 pm

    I like cats. But I couldn’t eat a whole one.

  10. # Grandad IRELANDon 02 Aug 2010 at 8:21 pm

    They are nice in a curry the following day?

  11. # G.O.T. on 02 Aug 2010 at 8:29 pm

    Instructions duly followed, nicked and passed on. Although I do hope that the patented screen cleaner didn’t have time to do his hangy down bits* before he did MY screen.
    *Or the undertail area either ;-)

  12. # Grandad IRELANDon 02 Aug 2010 at 8:33 pm

    GOT – You’re just jealous because you can’t.

  13. # G.O.T. on 02 Aug 2010 at 8:58 pm

    Perhaps if I chuck him a biscuit … he might let me ;-)

  14. # Grandad IRELANDon 02 Aug 2010 at 9:03 pm

    That is fucking disgusting!!  Could you please upload the video to YouTube?

  15. # Kirk M UNITED STATESon 02 Aug 2010 at 9:23 pm

    Funny.
    Then the cats saw it.
    Now I need a new display.
    Thanks.
    Kirk M´s last brainfart .. Monday thoughts at random

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