Of chests, nuts and chestnuts

August 9th, 2010

I see that tedious old chestnut is doing the rounds again.

Ireland’s ranking for female politicians is dismal.”

I don’t know what they are worried about.

Every single member of our government is a useless cunt.

16 Responses to “Of chests, nuts and chestnuts”

  1. Bucko UNITED KINGDOMon 09 Aug 2010 at 3:23 pm

    “Every single member of our government is a useless cunt”

    I’ve spent fifteen minutes trying to find something to add to that. So far I have been unsuccessful.

  2. Grandad IRELANDon 09 Aug 2010 at 3:42 pm

    That’s OK, Bucko.  I have spent twenty minutes trying to think up a suitable reply to your comment.

  3. Bucko UNITED KINGDOMon 09 Aug 2010 at 3:46 pm

    How about, “Thank’s for commenting. Here’s a free pie.”

  4. Grandad IRELANDon 09 Aug 2010 at 3:50 pm

    Bucko – Thanks for commenting.  Have a nice day.

  5. tt UNITED STATESon 09 Aug 2010 at 4:00 pm

    I was reading that the lung cancer is on the increase amongst women in Ireland since more women started smoking there. So just mail your female politicians twenty Major.

  6. Bucko UNITED KINGDOMon 09 Aug 2010 at 4:07 pm

    No pie then?

  7. Cardi UNITED KINGDOMon 09 Aug 2010 at 7:29 pm

    Tell it like it is, grandad – brilliant!!

  8. 5h4mr0(k IRELANDon 09 Aug 2010 at 10:51 pm

    Excellent!
     
    I guess it’s the “useless” part that makes them over qualified.

  9. tt UNITED STATESon 09 Aug 2010 at 11:50 pm

    Well GD, I thought you would have risen to THAT bait. Heh!

  10. Grandad IRELANDon 10 Aug 2010 at 12:26 am

    TT – I am wise to your ways.  I think you would find that strychnine or cyanide would be slightly more effective anyway.  And more painful.  Heh!

    Cardi – I always try to tell it like it is.  I’m unique in that respect.

    Hey 5h4mr0(k!  Where has you bin?  You have been conspicuous by your absence.  Still using that fucking impossible-to-type name, I see?

  11. Blackwatertown UNITED KINGDOMon 10 Aug 2010 at 2:42 am

    Boom tish. A political joke that transcends all borders.

  12. The Grim Reaper IRELANDon 10 Aug 2010 at 9:37 am

    “Every single member of our government is a useless cunt.”

    That’s the most sensible piece of political analysis I’ve heard in months. I can’t dispute it in any way at all.

  13. Captain Haddock UNITED KINGDOMon 10 Aug 2010 at 11:08 am

    I’ve always believed that being a “useless cunt” was a prime requirement for anyone wishing to enter politics ..
     
    In fact, I’ve always suspected that it formed part of the job description ..
     
    Which is why they all are …

  14. 5h4mr0(k IRELANDon 10 Aug 2010 at 3:02 pm

    I’ve bin around.
     
    Apathy has been preventing me from posting….

  15. Lafsword IRELANDon 12 Aug 2010 at 1:45 pm

    I know they are useless but I’d still ride Hanafin

  16. Grandad IRELANDon 12 Aug 2010 at 5:43 pm

    Lafsword – That is fucking sick!  It would be like screwing Thatcher.  Get help.

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