Archive for August 19th, 2010

Damned computers

August 19th, 2010

I don’t know if it’s just me, but I find a lot of the advertisements on television rather disturbing these days.

I find all advertisements irritating, but there seems to be a fashion nowadays to treat all adults as if they had the mentality of a five year old.

Cartoons are for children?  Right?  So why do the insist on trying to sell their shite to adults using cartoons?  I am sick of furry little animals and strange characters prancing around silently on my screen.

There is one advertisement that I find particularly disturbing.  I think it’s for some fucking fabric conditioner or other, but they have these nauseating little rag dolls poncing around the screen.  Am I supposed to be impressed? I can tell you here and now that I’m not.  I’m nauseated.

Then there is that revolting nodding fucking dog, Churchill.  Oh, how I would love to ram a ten foot pole wrapped in razor wire up his condescending arse.  That would wipe the fucking smirk off his face.

Another one that I find deeply disturbing is that one with the characters with the long noses.  I don’t know why, but I get the feeling I’m witnessing someone’s nightmare in glorious technicolour.  

ads

Of course none of these advertisements would be possible if the advertising industry didn’t have computers. 

I wish we could go back to the good old pre-computer days, when cartoons had to be hand-drawn