Who is Lindsay Lohan?

September 18th, 2010

The world is in a bit of a state of chassis at the moment.

There are mutterings about the chance of war in Iran or North Korea.

The banks have brought the world to the brink, and things are only just beginning to stabilise.

Famine is running rampant.  Millions of Pakistanis are homeless because of floods.  There are earthquakes, famine and pestilence everywhere, apparently.

And what is the world worried about?

I took a quick gander at Google to see what people were seeking enlightenment on. 

What did I find?

Lindsay Lohan Twitter

I confess I had to look her up to see who the fuck she is, she being so incredibly important.  Apparently she is an actress, a model and a pop singer.  I had heard the name before, but I never bothered finding out who this person was – I have more important things to do.  But apparently the rest of the world doesn’t.

A million years of evolution leading to concern about a third rate actress?

Fuck!

9 Responses to “Who is Lindsay Lohan?”

  1. Bucko UNITED KINGDOMon 18 Sep 2010 at 8:11 pm

    She’s recently been released from prison after plentiful fanny fun aparrently.
    If you’re interested…… War in Korea you say?

  2. tt UNITED STATESon 18 Sep 2010 at 9:42 pm

    War tragic. Yeah. But Lindsey has great tits !

  3. RhodesTer UNITED STATESon 18 Sep 2010 at 10:46 pm

    WWII had Fred and Ginger. We have Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.
     
    WWII wins.

  4. Grandad IRELANDon 19 Sep 2010 at 1:40 am

    Bucko – Is that American or European fanny?  There is a slight difference!  ;)

    TT – Sure half the world’s population has tits?  What’s so great about hers?  Do they sing the Hallelujah Chorus?

    RhodesTer – God help us all!!
     

  5. Brianf on 19 Sep 2010 at 6:11 pm

    leading to concern about a third rate actress?
    She’s not that good.  “D”-list may be more accurate

  6. Grandad IRELANDon 19 Sep 2010 at 7:40 pm

    D-cup list?

  7. Brianf on 19 Sep 2010 at 8:05 pm

    I don’t think so.  I believe she is just a short, little small thing.  “D”-list is along the lines of ‘third-rate’ or better yet penultimate.

  8. Victoria Rogers IRELANDon 19 Sep 2010 at 11:11 pm

    shes an aweful actress who was in well teen comedies such as mean girls herbie and me freaky friday and a few other films. this idiot is bff with paris hilton. so lilo as the media calls her was caught drink driving and was sent to jail. she than put on the water works in front of the judge and the judge more or less told her that she needs to go to jail. now i have no time for this girl at all. all she seems to do is put on the water works when she gets into trouble. so i am thinking here granddad if i get into trouble next time will i do a lilo and out on the water works. hee hee we shall wait and see. i do read quote a lot of mags and in fairness this idiot bores me to tears. oh no heres the water works. if anything shes like a low rent white trash version of paris hilton.  so yeah you could say i cant stand the b1tch

  9. walker UNITED STATESon 21 Sep 2010 at 5:45 am

    I like  Lindsay Lohan. I hope she pulls through this portion of her life .   But, I also think it’s sick that the msm spends so much time on stuff like a whacko  with 50 followers threatening to burn a koran and  as well as what lindsay tweeted last night., instead of covering what’s really going on in this country like the growing homelessness and the way they blacklist people whenever they start talking the truth in the media.
     
    I think there is a place for all the news to different degrees. It’s up to the reader or watcher or listener to put there own weight of importance to it. I want to know what Lindsay is up to 1 to 10 would be 1 . i want the msm to give more weight to the 9 NATO troops who died tonight so that maybe people would wake up and get them back home where they belong.

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