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Green vomit

October 12th, 2010

Will someone please get rid of those Greens?

I am heartily sick of the sight of both Ryan and Gormless.

Lately we have been inundated with pictures of Gormless and his fucking stupid ideas. Apparently no one in government has the balls to tell him that he is a waste of space and they keep hinting to him to shut the fuck up, but he keeps rabbiting on about his National Government idea.

Whenever I see Gormless, I think of the weedy little boy in the playground who nobody likes. The weedy kid is invited to join the Big Bully’s Gang, as they need to make up numbers. Weedy Kid doesn’t realise that he is just a number and starts mouthing off as if he were one of the big boys. He is so fucking impressed to be in the Big Bully’s Gang that he really thinks he must be someone to fear, so he starts throwing his weight around, not realising that Big Bully doesn’t give a flying fuck about him, just so long as he stays in the gang.

Then there is that Smirker Ryan!! He was on some programme the other night, and I swear to God I let a scream out of me that must have disturbed people in a ten mile radius. Like Gormless, he really thinks his ideas are so important. His idea for getting us out of the recession is apparently Green Energy. Oh fuck! Windmills all over the fucking shop! He has some weird idea that we can turn Ireland into some kind of nightmarish power station, where we take the wind, the waves and the fucking rain and turn them all into power to sell to Europe. His Plan B is to apparently make us into the digital heart of Europe. He doesn’t seem to realise that we don’t even have decent broadband, and are number 25 out of 27 countries for speed? Only Italy and Cypress are worse than us which isn’t saying much. Even fucking Latvia has four times our speeds on average.

I really have had enough of that pair. So far their only contribution to the running of the country has been to raise the price of fuel and to nearly ban lightbulbs.

I honestly cannot wait until the next election.

Will someone PLEASE eradicate them?

As painfully as possible?