Opening my arse
Grandad November 1st, 2010
So Mary Mad Cow Harney has been painted?
Doubtless it’s all we are going to hear about all day, as if she didn’t have it coming to her. Personally, I would have used some other liquid, but that’s beside the point.
The thing that strikes me about the incident though is what the fuck is she doing digging holes in the ground? Between her salary and allowances, I would imagin she knocks back well over a quarter of a million a year, and for that kind of money she should be working, and working hard, yet here she is playing around with a fucking spade?
Just about any time we hear something from a minister these days, he or she has been speaking at the opening of something. Every time we see them on the news, they are at the opening of a factory or the opening of a new road. What the fuck is this about? Why is it so important to have these wankers open up anything? Do they honestly think that because a minister opened something that it’s going to work better? Surely experience has taught us that any government involvement is the kiss of death?
If I were running this country [which, unfortunately I'm not] I would make it quite plain that any minister is free to open up their new local abbatoir or sewage farm if they wish, but it would be on two conditions – that they had nothing better to be doing at the time, and that it would be on their own time. In other words I can see no reason why they should be paid out of public funds for their little joy ride.
All of this leads to a few questions….
Why do we put up with this shit?
What inane fucker invites them in the first place?
Where can I get some nitric acid?
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