Leaving no turn unstoned

November 3rd, 2010

I see that California has rejected the idea of legalising cannabis.

Fucking idiots.

Another victory for the brain-dead do-gooders.

But their loss should be our gain.  We don’t have a federal government looking over our shoulder yet [but give Brussels another couple of months and we will have] and are supposed to be independent, so why don’t we legalise the stuff?

We have the empty houses that would be ripe for conversion into cannabis farms.  We have the expertise.  I have the seeds We can easily import the seeds.  All we need is the green light to go into mass production.

Forget your fucking Smart Economy which is just a load of bollox that The Grinner Ryan dreamed up.  What we need is a Green Economy.  Even the tree huggers would have to back that concept?  The Grinner and Gormless would have to back the idea unless they want to prove they are utter wankers.

Just think about it.  Mass production of Mary Jane in quantities vast enough to satisfy this country’s needs, with more than enough left over to export.  As we would be the only country that has legalised the stuff, we could set our own price.  Ireland could become a world class economy again in no time. 

This is an enterprise that cannot fail.  There are two possible outcomes – we either become the worlds greatest exporter of happiness, or the whole thing goes belly up and we end up owing trillions.

And if the latter, will we give a shit?

No way, Man.

We’ll be too fucking stoned to care.

8 Responses to “Leaving no turn unstoned”

  1. Dick Puddlecote UNITED KINGDOMon 03 Nov 2010 at 7:57 pm

    Get that man into government! :)

  2. BelfastTaxiDriver UNITED KINGDOMon 03 Nov 2010 at 8:03 pm

    Sound like a plan to me!

  3. Grandad IRELANDon 03 Nov 2010 at 8:08 pm

    Well, our Gubmint did say they were looking for ideas?

  4. Brianf UNITED STATESon 03 Nov 2010 at 9:08 pm

    You can’t make pot legal!!  Think of all the cops you would put out of work not to mention all the prison guards who wouldn’t have anyone to oversee.
    Geez, you can’t make pot legal, it’s iilegal.
    :)
     

  5. tt UNITED STATESon 03 Nov 2010 at 9:57 pm

    Thing that gets me is folks talking about making something legal as if illegal is the natural state.  Should never have been made illegal in the first.

  6. Willie UNITED STATESon 03 Nov 2010 at 11:00 pm

    The California voters who should have voted, didn’t…Too stoned.

  7. Captain Con O'Sullivan UNITED KINGDOMon 04 Nov 2010 at 11:24 am

    Not only should it be legalised and promoted it should be put in the water supply. And Ireland could finally put the miserable, emotionally stunted, narrow minded, rain fed cross-eyed peasants who keep ruining the country with their buck-toothed fear of anything not blessed by a priest or reinforced with a big stick out to grass. Literally.

    We need another Famine. A targetted one this time.

  8. Grandad IRELANDon 04 Nov 2010 at 5:26 pm

    Sorry I couldn’t keep up with the comments here.

    Too stoned……..

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