Four birds with one stone

February 14th, 2011

To my true love, to the mother of my child, my sex-kitten and my life’s companion…..

 

Happy Valentine’s Day.

 

And may the four of you never meet up.

6 Responses to “Four birds with one stone”

  1. Willie UNITED STATESon 14 Feb 2011 at 5:27 pm

    Sounds like my Irish Granddad’s toast…”May you be in Heaven 30 minutes before the devil knows you’re dead.”

  2. Another Grandad FRANCEon 14 Feb 2011 at 7:02 pm

    Only four ?   You are just an amateur !

  3. Grandad IRELANDon 14 Feb 2011 at 8:10 pm

    Willie – The toast I never understood was “may the road rise up to meet you”. Who would want to wish a massive earthquake on anyone?

    A Grandad – I don’t believe in bragging.  I didn’t have time to mention all the others.

  4. tt UNITED STATESon 14 Feb 2011 at 8:35 pm

    Happy Hallmark Day.

  5. Ian IRELANDon 14 Feb 2011 at 11:57 pm

    Sounds like Grandad has quadrophrenia!

  6. Captain Haddock UNITED KINGDOMon 15 Feb 2011 at 11:34 am

    Valentine’s Day was for me, a total disaster & ended in tears ..

    I went to the trouble of booking a table ..

    But quite forgot .. she fucking hates Snooker ….  ;)

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