Who is Justin Bieber?
Grandad March 9th, 2011
There was an item on the news last night about Justin Bieber.
Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?
Apparently he is well known enough to bring the centre of Dublin to a halt, with crowds of screaming kids running amok, trying to find him.
Now I have never heard the name before, and for someone to blind-side me like that is pretty unusual. I decided to further my education by finding out precisely who this little sod is.
The first thing I found out about him is that apparently he is in the top ten of The Most Popular Women on the Web. I thought that must be a misprint, but apparently not. Very fucking strange.
The second thing I noticed is that he is the image of Donny Osmond, which is enough to send shivers up my spine. This is like something out of The X Files. Are the Mormons into cloning?
Moving on, I decided to find out a little more about this freak.
Search terms that have been used on the Interweb -
“Justin Bieber takes estrogen pills”
“Justin Bieber molests fan”
“Justin Bieber removes left testicle” [what the fuck?]
“Justin Bieber hermaphrodite”
“Justin Bieber syphilis”
“Justin Bieber impregnated his mother”
and probably the worst of all -
“Justin Bieber converts to Scientology”
Either this is one weird fucking kid or else he would seriously need to gloss up his public image a bit.
And to think that in my day, pop stars were frowned upon by the elderly because they had long hair.
What the fuck is the world coming to?
- Getting old , Rambles
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I went to the link you give. What’s really sad are the comments there. Or did we just get old? Who’s your favorite Beatle?
TT – Those comments are pretty scary all right. A five year old professing undying love? Shit! And not one of ‘em can spell. I never had a favourite Beatle. It never occurred to me to like one more than the others.
It wasn’t meant to be taken literaly. It’s just an expression from the past.
Hey, Michael,
I thought that you were writing abour me. Especially No. 6
TT ) I know. That was always my reply [from the past]
AGrandad – Michael? No Michael around here. As for number 6 0, now you have me really worried.
David Cassidy. He was another one.
We Yanks have suffered so much, ala Michael Jackson, for starters. Lest we forget Clay Akins. Thank you, American Idol.
He doesn’t look like Donny Osmond – he looks like someone before your time, Grandad, Peter Noone:
http://www.barikada.com/slike01/peter_noone_herman.jpeg
He is not any of those things posted, he is however a manufactured, genuinely talentless 17 year old from Canada, with an army of moronic trolls who put his name in every comment stream on you tube in relation to other groups, such as the Beatles, however most of the comments for him are written in the comments to Deep purple, Cream, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Spooky Tooth and all the other Hard Rock originators of the late sixties early seventies. He is truly appaling and a very accurate indication of how banal the music industry and the education system is today, I only listened to 30 seconds of one of his outpourings of aural vomit to realize he is even worse than little Jimmy Osmond………
It’s you lot in America/Canada that are churning them out for us to suffer. Keep them on your side of the lake.
Ian – I’ll have you know I was too old for Herman’s Hermits.
Welcome Johnnyrvf. I take it you are not a fan then? I haven’t listened to him so can’t comment. I think I will leave things that way.
Thank you for your welcome, no definitely not a fan, a very sage decision if I may say so.
On behalf of all Canadians, I am sorry.
I am sorry for Justin Beaver.. I mean Justin Beiber and Celine Dione.
I have no explaination. So please accept out apologies.
If I see Justin, I will be sure to club him like a baby seal.
Sorrily Sorry
Cranky Canuck
Being sorry is not enough. The world demands reparations. The hides of Dion and Bieber are merely a start.