Archive for April 8th, 2011

Testing times

April 8th, 2011

Times are tough, financially.

Methinks it is nearly time to revive an old business that used to prove very profitable.

All I have to do is get the word out that I am pally with one of the Driving Test examiners.  For €50 I can guarantee a pass.

The way it works is very simple.  You come to me and I tell you that I can fix your driving test for you.  You bung me the fifty spot which I promise to pass onto my friend.  Even better, I provide a money back guarantee.  If you pass your test, your fifty yoyos are well spent.  If you fail your test, you come back to me, whereupon I apologise and say that my friend was off duty that day, and I proceed to give you your money back.

Our local test centre has a pass rate around the fifty percent mark, which means I keep around fifty percent of the bungs.

Simple.

Everyone is happy.

Especially me.