The need for speed
Grandad May 8th, 2011
The damned Interweb is trying to annoy me again.
Here I am on a blustery Sunday afternoon trying to download some porn download some pirated films research the decline of the honeybee, and the fucking Interweb is acting like I am using an old modem thingy. It’s not only slow, but it keeps disconnecting. Fucking irritating.
It could be that the lightning we had last night screwed something up in which case there is fuck all I can do about it.
Or it could be that the trees and hedges have gotten a little out of control and are blocking the signal.
I’ll tell you one thing -
It’s a piss poor state of affairs if the fucking Interweb is nagging me to do some gardening.








