World No Tobacco Day
Grandad May 31st, 2011
So today is World No Tobacco day?
Why?
What is that supposed to achieve apart from letting anti-smokers feel even smugger than usual? Are they going to claim that millions of lives have been saved by it? [Yes, they probably are]
Let’s do something slightly more constructive.
Let’s have a World No Computer Day. Look at all those poor children who are brain-dead because of the nasty computer games.
Let’s have a World No Electricity Day. Dangerous stuff, that electricity, especially in the hands of children.
Let’s have a World No Mobile Phone Day. Just think of those nasty little radio waves frying your brain. Research has shown that phones kill billions every day.
Let’s have a World No Food Day. Think of all those obese children.
Let’s have a World No Transport Day. Think of all those poor children being killed by passive cars.
World No Tobacco Day?
Go kiss my big fat hairy smokin’ arse.
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