Blue Eyes

June 5th, 2011

Very strange…….

I got up this morning and did the usual routine of dressing, making tea and stoking the pipe.

I sat down and realised I had an earworm.

Now the thing that was so strange about this was that the tune that was chasing itself around my skull was “My Way” by Sinatra.  I hate Sinatra’s singing.  I always have done.  I hate Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Andy Williams and any other in that genre of ‘crooning’.  And for the record, I also hate Elvis Presley.  If you have any problem with that then tough.  Live with it.

So why the fuck was Sinatra groaning his way through my cranium?  I hadn’t switched on the radio so I just don’t know how it got there.  It was horrible.

They say that the best cure for an earworm is to blast it with some decent music.  I dived into my wee collection, picked a tune at random and played it at full volume.  That did the truck.  It banished Sinatra to wherever he should be [wherever that is..]

It was at this point that strangeness piled itself upon strangeness.  I had picked the song entirely at random and it was only half way through it that I realised how appropriate it was.

Coincidence?

14 Responses to “Blue Eyes”

  1. tt UNITED STATESon 05 Jun 2011 at 3:33 pm

    You dirty old man.

  2. Grandad IRELANDon 05 Jun 2011 at 3:56 pm

    Thanks!

    Why?

  3. Slab on 05 Jun 2011 at 5:40 pm

    Fuck the Head worm thingy. Just lock me up with the Halle Berry Woman….jasus yeah………

  4. tt UNITED STATESon 05 Jun 2011 at 5:54 pm

    Your oddest post, I would say. A shirtless and tattood effeminate male crooning some old Who song was weird enough. Then to watch him and her plucking at each others lips with their own, ad nauseum….  I just can’t figure out why you would post such an decidedly uncomfortable viddy. To each his own I guess.

  5. Grandad IRELANDon 05 Jun 2011 at 6:11 pm

    Slab – So you wouldn’t chuck her out of bed for eating biscuits?

    TT – Variety being the spice of life and all that.  Actually the tattooed bloke and Halle Berry are incidental.  I was merely posting the song I happened to choose.  I’m a bit of a fan of The Who, but I think I prefer the LB version of this track.  It’s a bit tighter or something.

  6. tt UNITED STATESon 05 Jun 2011 at 7:45 pm

    It’s a bit gayer.

  7. Grandad IRELANDon 05 Jun 2011 at 7:58 pm

    Gayer?  Fuck!  Just as well I didn’t choose a Barbara Streisand video then?

  8. Slab IRELANDon 05 Jun 2011 at 10:49 pm

    I’d even let her eat my crisps, GD

  9. Brianf UNITED STATESon 05 Jun 2011 at 11:52 pm

    Oh you son of a bitch!  Now I’ve got that tune stuck in my head.

  10. RhodesTer on 06 Jun 2011 at 12:05 am

    What? What? What?

  11. RhodesTer on 06 Jun 2011 at 12:06 am

    Your idiotic wordpress said my comment was “too short” and that I should try “saying something useful.”

    Why would I start now?

  12. Grandad IRELANDon 06 Jun 2011 at 1:44 am

    Slab – Ya durty git,ya!

    Brianf – Great stuff!  Which one?  hah!

    Rhodster – Please stop playing with my comment thing.  You know it doesn’t like it.  It has feelings, you know?

  13. RhodesTer on 06 Jun 2011 at 2:00 am

    Okay, grandpoo.

  14. blackwatertown UNITED KINGDOMon 08 Jun 2011 at 12:23 pm

    Missed the relevant bit. I blame Halle berry for distracting me.

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