Pavlovian readers
Grandad June 9th, 2011
Idle thoughts occasionally flit across my mind.
I know you will find it hard to believe that I indulge in whimsy from time to time, but there it is. I do.
One of my idle musings is in trying to work out where all the half dozen or so readers of this site are. What prompts this idle thought is the way traffic to the site drops off at around three in the morning and doesn’t revive until around two in the afternoon.
My first thought is that everyone goes to bed at three, starts work at nine, frantically spends the morning clearing the In Tray to allow for an afternoon of unbridled reading of rubbish on the Interweb. That would fit in neatly but for one thing – most of my visitors are in the U.S. If I subtract say five hours then that would mean that everyone is frantically surfing from the moment they get into the office. Naughty!!
In the hours between three in the morning and two in the afternoon, most visitors get here by way of searching for porn. It’s incredible the amount of traffic generated by searches for ‘senior citizen porn’. Three of the most recent searches are for ‘senior citizen nude’, ‘Ireland granny porn’ and ‘buy kinky stuff’. Fucking perverts.
As I said, most visitors are in the U.S. which would explain the kinky stuff, followed by the U.K. The Irish apparently have given up on me. Either that or they are too fucking depressed or are all out looking for jobs.
Of course another answer could be that I have trained you all well? I usually scribble around this time of day so you are all sitting there with baited breath waiting for my latest gem of wisdom?
Somehow though, I doubt that.
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